One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

PARTY PLANNING [discord]

Theo:
did your brother send the firewhiskey
yet, Gin?

Ginny:
they haven't! I'm about to
send a howler to the shop!!

Hermione:
They probably know what kind
of trouble your getting into and
don't want to encourage you

Ginny:
Draco take Mione off the list

Harry:
No offense but they're probably the
worst students Hogwarts has seen

Draco:
done

Hermione
FOR WHAT?

Ron:
Um first of all what about your
father

Draco:
WE DON'T NEED YOUR NEGATIVE
VIBES AT THE PARTY

Pansy:
He's got you there!

Ginny:
don't you have a brother Pansy??

Pansy:
yeah but he's a snitch and i can't
give him stitches from here.
Harry ask your father he knows how to
party

Ginny:
Yeah ask your dad! 

Harry:
I'M NOT ASKING MY DAD 

Ron:
ASK SIRIUS THEN! HE'D DO IT
text him right now!

Harry:
FINE!

Hermione:
so the invites and drinks are done.
snacks and music. 

Theo:
raccoon committee has the snacks
under control. we just need one more
trip to Hogsmeade 

Ron:
are we in charge of nonalcoholic drinks
too?

Hermione:
Yes?

Pansy:
No? Thats Ginny and Harry
drinks mean all drinks 

Theo:
whats Hermione in charge of?

Draco:
shes in charge bad vibes

Hermione:
I'll tell McGongall you're having a party

Theo:
SHE'S IN CHARGE OF BEING A RAT!

Pansy:
RATMIONE

Hermione:
I'm in charge of making sure
all of you do what you're supposed to

Harry:
Sirius said he'll send it tomorrow

Pansy:
we love a irresponsible adult

Ginny:
i think we're done planning

Hermione:
what about the music

Theo:
Blaise knows what he's doing

Pansy:
so long as no ask him to play
a love song to dedicate to someone

Draco:
fuck oooff it was only the one time

Ginny:
and the one time was embarrassing
enough

Hermione:
where is blaise anyway? 

Draco:
in the library, i think. he had to finish
an essay or something

Harry:
He had to tutor someone

Theo:
Draco doesn't care about his 
friends, confirmed.

Draco:
Don't start this again

Ginny:
He expects us to listen to him
complain but doesn't take an
interest in us. wooooow 

Pansy:
Fuck a--

Draco:
I'M NOT A FAKE FRIEND

Ginny:
What's Hermione's favourite colour then?

Draco:
I-- fuck off I'm not answering that

Pansy:
He doesn't know!

Draco:
what's her favourite colour then

All of them:
violet

Draco:
fuck off yall planned that 
what's my favourite colour since you know everything

Hermione:
silver

Draco:
HOW--NO FUCK YOU I'M NOT LETTING YOU 
GASLIGHT ME INTO THINKING I'M A BAD FRIEND

Theo:
Is it gaslighting if its true? Whats my favourite colour?
It should be easier since we've lived together

Draco:
I don't know but i know broccoli makes your
farts toxic! 

Ron:
Did he forget milk makes his fart toxic? 
Oh! Thats another fact we know about you!

Ginny:
Don't forget the biggest fact about him
well--its not really big

Pansy:
HIS TINY PEEPEE

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