Pansy:
where the fuck are you lot?Draco:
typical gyffindors being late to everything!Pansy:
it'd be funny if the train left themGinny:
we're on the train
where are you?Draco:
near the toiletsGinny:
why'd you pick there?Pansy:
ITS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE WE COULD HOLD TWO
COMPARMENTS CAUSE YALL DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IS
GINNIFERGinny:
OKAY PICCALILLI WE'RE COMING!!Draco:
plus sitting here is we see whos secretly fucking
"You're such a pervert," Ginny said into Draco's compartment.
"Surprising coming from the queen of gossip herself." He folded his arms sitting back in his seat.
"I'm not the queen! Whoever runs HGN is the queen." Ginny rolled her eyes taking a seat in the other compartment with Pansy, Theo, and Ron.
"Are we sure it isn't you running it?" Pansy teased with a grin. "What's in the box?""Mum made us sweets," Ron said as Ginny opened the box. Each of them took a pastry.
"Oi B-Team, any of you want some sweets?"
Blaise raised a brow. "What do you mean B-Team?""We're--she pointed herself, Theo, Pansy and Ron--obviously the A-Team. You lot are the B-Team. Do you want pastries?"
"Yes, but we're not the B-Team"
"You're totally the B-Team." Ginny laughed tossing the box across the tiny walkway and into Blaise's hands. "A-team would've came with snacks. Which we did!""Piss off, you lot are the idiot team," Draco laughed.
"The I-Team." Harry added.
"You can't talk to us like that," Pansy chimed leaning forward. "We have your stepfather!"
Ron pointed a finger at the blond. "You're still grounded, Draco."
Theo nodded. "Grounded people should never laugh!""We have daddy Zabini," Draco as if that held any weight to Ginny.
"So you have one pretty face?" Ginny shrugged. "We have three and half pretty face."
"So Hermione's ugly?" Harry asked with a raised brow.
"Don't drag me into this, I'm just trying to read." She gave a side eyed to Ginny. "I'm not ugly though."
"That compartment is for the uglies only, sorry i don't make the rules.""Who's the half pretty face?" Ron whispered to Pansy and Theo
"Not me!" Pansy said holding her hands up.
"Not me!" Theo repeated hands up as well.
"No--Fuck!" He glared at his sister. "I'm not half ugly!""Cheer up Ron," Pansy patted his knee, smirking. "Between you and Mione you're the better looking one."
"I resent that!"
"This is a pretty face only conversation, Mione. Please."
"Bitch!! I AM NOT UGLY!"
"Remember that lady? Oooh honey."
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary