Draco. Ron. Blaise. Theo
Ron: where are we going?
Blaise: airport?
Ron: sounds good
Draco: actually airport or..
Blaise: the parking lot
Theo: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE LANDING WITH US
Ron: we're in a full lobby, Theo
Draco: I'm being shot at and I have no gun! I
HAVE NO GUN! I HAVE NO GUN--I'M DOWNED!Blaise: I'm coming--NO I'M NOT I'M BEING SHOT AT BY A FULL TEAM
Draco: REZ ME!REZ ME!REZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!
Ron: WE'RE GETTING OUR DICKS PINCHED HERE
Theo: My dicks not getting pinched but
THERE ARE TWO TEAMS ON US--AH FUCK!Draco: I'M BACK BABY
Theo: TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!
TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!Blaise: Yeah you like my touch?
Ron: OKAY WELL when you two stop fucking get in the car so we can go
Theo: oh yes daddy zabini
Ron: I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND DRIVE INTO ZONE SO WE ALL DIE
Draco: PLEASE do it
Theo: OH FUCK SOMEONE SHOT ME FROM I DON'T KNOW WHERE
Ron: FROM THE TOP OF BLUE!! I SHOT HIM.
HE'S DOWN! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!Blaise: THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BUILDING
Draco: I'M SHOOTING THEM! THEY'RE DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD!
Theo: There's also a team behind us
Ron: OH WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING SHOT FROM BEHIND
Theo: I guess no one heard me when i saiD THERE'S A TEAM BEHIND US!
Draco: SPEAK UP NEXT TIME YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM YELLING DADDY ZABINI IN OUR EARS
Theo: DADDY ZABINI!!
Ron: DADDY ZABINI!!
Draco: i walked straight into that
Blaise: STOP MY PAN--OH FUCK AIRSTRIKE
Ron: AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
GET INSIDE! GET INSIDE! GET INSIDE!Draco: what hit me? SOMETHING HIT ME
Theo: OOOOH I SNIPPED A BITCH OUTTA THE SKY
Draco: OKAY BUT HELP ME I'M BEING HIT FROM BEHIND
Blaise: didn't know you like to bottom
he's dead! he's dead!Theo: he's my pillow princess
Ron: omg DRACO STOP FUCKING YOUR FRIENDS
AND GET SOME TASTE!
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary