One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

LET'S GET EXPELLED[g.txt]

Pansy:
HELLO LADIES
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM BEATING ASTORIA AND DAPHNE'S ASS

Hermione:
oh merlin what's the announcement

Ginny:
Oh boy here we go
WAT? WHY

Hermione:
WHAT? WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Pansy:
Theo texted me....
and you know how astoria's been floating around us lately

APPARENTLY SHE LIKES DRACO

Ginny:
yea annoying us and what not
OOOOOOH REALLY?!

Hermione:
you're gonna beat them cause she wants draco
do you want draco? is that the problem?

Pansy:
and she asked theo on that date
and the stupid bitch spent the date OBSESSING about draco

Ginny:
she ASKED THEO OUT? WHY??
grow up and ask draco coward bitch!

Hermione:
well he is the softest
and Blaise isn't gonna entertain her

Pansy:
EXACTLY!
now theo is upset cause she used him
so i have to beat their ass

Hermione: 
wait what did Daphne do???

Ginny:
im soft for you fighting them for him
she's astoria's sister
she has to get her ass beat too

Pansy:
they're sisters wym?
 he cant exactly do it

Ginny:
you can't fight them both
ill beat daphne's ass 

Pansy:
if she comes to my room again
its over for her

Hermione:
you can't just fight her
you'll get expelled

Pansy:
so?

Ginny: 
shes right mione..  so?
theyre both stuck up bitches
its literally wat they deserve
bitches get stitches

Pansy:
astoria walking around without the ass
beating her mother shouldve given her
just doesn't sit right with me

[ Hermione created HELP ME and added Pansy, Ginny, Blaise, Ron, Harry ]

Hermione:
I NEED HELP!!!!!!!

Blaise:
why did you create this?
help with what

Pansy:
you did not create this to stop me?
hermione i'm still gonna do it

Hermione:
Pansys on 100
shes gonna fight astoria 
please talk sense into her

Ron:
stop you from what?

Harry:
why? whats happening? 

Blaise: 
you didn't invite theo or draco?

Ginny:
dont add them

Hermione:
a very sensitive situation happened
and pansy and gin want to fight astoria and daphne

Harry:
what does that mean?
a very sensitive situation 

Blaise:
why not?
whhy are we keeping secrets suddenly
we'd share underwear if we could

Ron: 
you can't say that and not tell us
GIN WHAT YOU FIGHTING HER FOR?
Mom'll kill you if you get expelled

Hermione:
CAN WE FOCUS
EXACTLY THEYRE BOTH LOOKING TO GET EXPELLED

Blaise:
is this cos theo went on a date with astoria?
are yu jealous Pansy

Ron:
whyd you make it sound os serious?

Hermione:
getting expelled is serious!!

Harry:
you cant just fight her cause your jealous

Ron:
if pansys jealous then why are you fighting gin

Hermione:
you two better not be chatting in another chat!!

Ginny:
im not letting my ride or die fight 2 girls AT ONCE ronald
we're not 

Ron:
so where is pansy then

Ginny:
 i assume in her dorm?
Pansy
Pans
PANS
PANTY

Blaise:
theo just left to meet with her 

Ginny:
you told him?!

Blaise:
no apparently they're going on a snack run
🙄

Ron:
without me!?

Ginny:
👀

Harry:i don't think you'd want that snack mate