Blaise:
are we all in and ready?
Draco:
before we start lets make this more interesting!
losers pay the winner five galleons every time
Harry:
fine by me
Blaise:
alright
*starting matching*
Ron > Harry > Draco > Blaise
*game deals a yellow*
Harry: *plays a yellow +2*
Blaise:
nice what a start
*stacks with a blue +2*
Draco: *draws 4*
alright straight off the bat fuck you
Ron: *plays a blue one*
sucks to suck don't it
Harry: *plays a yellow one*
Blaise: *plays yellow nine*
this is such a calming game
Ron: *plays a yellow*
especially when you don't have eleven cards
Draco:
shut up weasley
Harry: *plays a yellow +2*
Blaise:
Malfoy do you have a plus two in that big stack
*draws 2*
Draco:
DON'T YOU DARE--thank god
uhh...
Harry:
you've got ten cards! WE KNOW YOU CAN PLAY SOMETHING
Draco: *plays a +4*
Ron:
ARE YOU FUCKING TAKING THE PISS?!--just kidding sorry harry
*stacks the +4*
Harry: *draws 8*
you're not sorry at all AND THESE ARE ALL SHIT CARDS!!
Draco:
the game is calm when you don't have the most cards
*plays a green skip*
Blaise: *gets skipped*
Harry:
shut up bitch boy you still have nine you're not winning 15 galleons
*jumps in*Let's keep skipping so i can dump these cards
Ron: *gets skipped*
Blaise: *plays a green*
No matter how much you dump, you won't win
Ron: *plays a green*
Draco to his body when he drinks milk
Draco:
Weasley do me a favour and go fuck yourself
Harry: *plays a green reverse*
Ron:* plays a red reverse*
why fuck myself when i can fuck your mom?
Draco: *jumps in*
Every day I get closer to killing every one of you
Blaise:
first of all, i didn't do anything!
Harry: *plays a red skip*
You better not talk to your step father like that, Malfoy
Blaise: *plays a red skip*
Step daddy Weasley will cut your allowance and you won't be able to pay us
YOU ARE READING
One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanficGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
