BREADSTICKS AND FARTS [g.txt]

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Ginny: is anyone free rn?

I'm bored

Hermione: don't you have charms?

Ginny: yes

Hermione: so pay attention??

Ginny: ask me if i'm there tho

Draco: someone come get this girl Pansy

Ginny: get her for what

Hermione: so you skipped class without making plans with anyone

Pansy: he didnt even asnwer my question 

Ginny: wtf did she do

Draco: this bitch raised her hand in muggles studies and  WITH HER WHOLE CHEST SAID

I HEARD MUGGLES PUT BREADSTICKS IN THEIR BAGS WHEN THEYRRE ON DATES

Harry: wtf don't you guys have class

Ginny: LMAOOOOO
PANSY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Pansy: IT'S A VALID QUESTION 

Draco: BITCH NO TF ITS NOT

Pansy: i wish Mione was in this class so he could've asked her

Blaise: I HAD TO LEAVE CLASS I'M NOT GETTING DETENTION COS PANSYS A CLOWN

JUST IN MIDDLE OF HIM TALKING ABOUT WAR

"WHY DO MUGGLES PUT BREADSTICKS IN THEIR  BAGS"

Hermione: 
 I'm glad i'm not actually
OMG PANSY YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Pansy: in my defense...

some people laughed

Draco: THAT'S NOT A DEFENSE

Pansy: Theo turned red from holding his laughs in

and he stared crying so

Blaise: Theo laughs at the word fart

its harder to keep him from laughing

Draco: Theo's literally the town idiot

no offense theo


Pansy: hol up i gotta try something real quick

Blaise: him pansy and ron
three halves of a whole idiot

Hermione: *four quarters of a whole idiot
you can't have three halves of something

Ginny: wat ru tryin

Pansy: daaaaamnn 😔😬

Blaise: I DON'T NEED A MATH LESSON

Ginny: ???

what??

Hermione: apparently you do

Draco: Theo got detention for laughing🙄

Pansy: all i said was fart

Blaise: you are the worst 

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