One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

JEALOUS [discord]

Ginny: so did everyone see the HGN post about the supposed ravenclaw girl coming out of the boys toilet

Pansy: Rosemarie?

Ron: what was she doing in the boys toilet?

Hermione: think about, ron

[ DRCO.MLFY JOINED THE CALLED ]

Ginny: ROSEMARIE!? 

Draco: who's Rosemarie? did anyone start the herbology project?

Ginny: I have no fucking idea. how do you know it was her tho?

Ron: i didn't. i think harry and blaise are the library working on it

Pansy: A group of us were walking by and she FLEW out the door so quick and we were like uhhh what the fuck? she looked like deer in headlights then ran off. then someone said wasn't that Rosemarie. So i guess, it was Rosemarie. I have never seen that girl in my life

Ginny: who was she in there with?

Pansy: sorry i didn't go in to check? i have my own life that doesn't include seeing who she was blowing

Hermione: honestly good for her. not dying a virgin and all that

Pansy: kinda weird to say but okay

Ginny: oh Ron thinks we're all gonna die virgins 

Ron: i don't think i know we are

Pansy: again kinda weird  wait no didn't you--

Hermione: DID YOU OPEN YOUR PARCEL YET RON?

Ron: oh no i didn't!!

Draco: didn't you get a parcel too Pansy

Pansy: yeah it was socks with raccoons on them!!
*lifts her foot to the camera*
they're really cute and soft!

Ginny: aww 

Hermione: you can wear them on your raccoon runs

Pansy: I'm not wearing socks on stone!!!
if you want me dead you'll have to kill me yourself!

Ron: i'm back! Oh--its socks? with raccoons on them! they're from... Theo

Ginny: AYE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Draco: from Theo?

Ron:  what?

Pansy: he got me the same socks

Ginny: Pansy got the same socks!! first the pajamas now THIS?

Pansy: Does Theo have the same? you already know what time it is
RACCOON GANG!!

Ginny: I hate it here! I AM GETTING US MATCHING SCRUNCHIES OR SOMETHING!

Draco: I'm not wearing a scrunchie

Ginny: WHO SAYS ITS FOR YOU?! YOU ALREADY HAVE MATCHING PJS!!

Pansy: and tattoos

Ginny: .......WhAT?

Ron: you guys have tattoos?

Pansy: yeah luna gave them to us. sticky poke?

Hermione: stick AND poke

Pansy: if you say so. i have a heart, theo has a club, 
draco has a diamond, and blaise has a spade it on our forearm
 i can't believe you never--oop she left

[ GINNIFER MCQUEEN LEFT THE CALL]

Draco: i don't hate that idea

Pansy: tell her i was just kidding!!!
i know right we should definitely ask luna to do it

Ron: are we all gonna get the same? theres four suits and eight of us

Draco: it doesn't have to be suits

Pansy: or all the girls get diamonds cause we are beautiful and the boys get spades cause whatever the fuck

Hermione: ginny said she likes that idea