Ginny: so did everyone see the HGN post about the supposed ravenclaw girl coming out of the boys toilet
Pansy: Rosemarie?
Ron: what was she doing in the boys toilet?
Hermione: think about, ron
[ DRCO.MLFY JOINED THE CALLED ]
Ginny: ROSEMARIE!?
Draco: who's Rosemarie? did anyone start the herbology project?
Ginny: I have no fucking idea. how do you know it was her tho?
Ron: i didn't. i think harry and blaise are the library working on it
Pansy: A group of us were walking by and she FLEW out the door so quick and we were like uhhh what the fuck? she looked like deer in headlights then ran off. then someone said wasn't that Rosemarie. So i guess, it was Rosemarie. I have never seen that girl in my life
Ginny: who was she in there with?
Pansy: sorry i didn't go in to check? i have my own life that doesn't include seeing who she was blowing
Hermione: honestly good for her. not dying a virgin and all that
Pansy: kinda weird to say but okay
Ginny: oh Ron thinks we're all gonna die virgins
Ron: i don't think i know we are
Pansy: again kinda weird wait no didn't you--
Hermione: DID YOU OPEN YOUR PARCEL YET RON?
Ron: oh no i didn't!!
Draco: didn't you get a parcel too Pansy
Pansy: yeah it was socks with raccoons on them!!
*lifts her foot to the camera*
they're really cute and soft!
Ginny: aww
Hermione: you can wear them on your raccoon runs
Pansy: I'm not wearing socks on stone!!!
if you want me dead you'll have to kill me yourself!
Ron: i'm back! Oh--its socks? with raccoons on them! they're from... Theo
Ginny: AYE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Draco: from Theo?
Ron: what?
Pansy: he got me the same socks
Ginny: Pansy got the same socks!! first the pajamas now THIS?
Pansy: Does Theo have the same? you already know what time it is
RACCOON GANG!!
Ginny: I hate it here! I AM GETTING US MATCHING SCRUNCHIES OR SOMETHING!
Draco: I'm not wearing a scrunchie
Ginny: WHO SAYS ITS FOR YOU?! YOU ALREADY HAVE MATCHING PJS!!
Pansy: and tattoos
Ginny: .......WhAT?
Ron: you guys have tattoos?
Pansy: yeah luna gave them to us. sticky poke?
Hermione: stick AND poke
Pansy: if you say so. i have a heart, theo has a club,
draco has a diamond, and blaise has a spade it on our forearm
i can't believe you never--oop she left
[ GINNIFER MCQUEEN LEFT THE CALL]
Draco: i don't hate that idea
Pansy: tell her i was just kidding!!!
i know right we should definitely ask luna to do it
Ron: are we all gonna get the same? theres four suits and eight of us
Draco: it doesn't have to be suits
Pansy: or all the girls get diamonds cause we are beautiful and the boys get spades cause whatever the fuck
Hermione: ginny said she likes that idea
YOU ARE READING
One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
