One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

TWELVE [uno]

Hermione: 
is everyone ready now? do we all have our snacks

Pansy: yes

Ron:
why are you saying it like that? we can't play without snacks!

*starting match*
Theo > Hermione > Ron > Pansy
*game deals a red +2*

Ron: *draws 2*
so right off just plus two huh? okay i see how its gonna be

 Theo:
how tragic for you

Pansy:  *plays a red*
this is gonna be a long game i can tell

Theo *plays a green*
which is why we needed snacks HERMIONE!

Hermione: *plays a green reverse*
you three literally sleep with snacks so why did you need more time to get them

Theo: *plays a green*
thanks i guess

Pansy: *plays a green*

Ron: *plays a green*
woah! i don't fuck my snacks thank you

Theo:
i do! Her name is Pansy

Hermione: *plays a red*
shut up!! i don't know why you needed an extra twenty minutes to get your snacks that are literally under your bed

Theo: *plays a blue*

Pansy: *plays a blue*
aww theo~ and you do it so well!

Ron: *plays a blue*
ah motherfuck--nevermind 

Hermione: *plays a blue skip*
what happened

Ron:
nothing I definitely didn't miss a jump in

Pansy: *plays a blue*
Hmm that sounds like you definitely did miss the jump in

Ron: *plays a blue*
no i didnt i did not try to jump in at all

Theo:
are you sure cause that's the same card you played befo--

Hermione: *plays a blue*

Ron:
NO I DID NOT MISS A JUMP IN AT ALL THANKING YOU!

Theo: *plays a red*

Hermione:
if Ron says he didn't miss a jump in, we should believe the fantasy!

Pansy: *draws three, plays a +4*
just like believing the fantasy of dying a virgin?

Theo:
what?! who's dying a virgin?

Ron:
what the fuck first i get plus two off rip now a plus eight for Hermione
*plays a +4*

Hermione:
RONALD WHY WOULD YOU PLUS TWELVE THEO
*plays a +4*

Theo: *leaves the game*
FUCK YOU! I'M NOT PICKING UP TWELVE CARDS!

Pansy & Hermione:
HE LEFT!!

Ron:
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE? 

Theo:
I'm NOT PICKING UP TWELVE RONALD!!