harry, ron, hermione, ginny, pansy, blaise, neville, luna, theo ,draco
Hermione: I just wanna say before we start, you guys are my best friends.
Pansy: aww same
Harry: Right, whatever's said in game, we don't mean it.
Luna: i can't wait to red shell theo
Theo: I have done nothing TO YOU!
Ginny: Pick a race and lets go
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Blaise: one day we are going to figure out why luna enjoys killing theo so much
Pansy: Why? We all enjoy killing Theo she's just like the rest of us
Luna: thank you Pansy
Theo: i'm literally right here
Ginny: the big question is does she enjoy killing Draco
Hermione: oooh yea good one
Draco: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Luna: I think i'd enjoy killing draco too
Ron: Good enough for me
Harry: me too--red shelled already, really?
Blaise: how did that miss ME?
Neville: did it miss you and hit harry?
Blaise: yeah i dodged death
Theo: Ooh shit i almost went off
Draco: get AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT BOOMERANG!
Ron: NO LET ME HIT YOU!! HA GOT YOU TWICE
Draco: WATCH YOUR BACK BITCH
Ginny: Pansy throw your shells i want to pass you but i don't want to get hit
Pansy: fine
Ginny: THROW THEM AHEAD YOU STUPID BITCH
Pansy: stay behind me ginger
Neville: who stole my mushrooms?!
Luna: I did!! I am SPEED!!
Blaise: take that! NO THAT DID NOT HIT-- WHY DID IT HIT ME
Theo: GET WRECKED YOU DUMB IDIOT
Blaise: SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON
Luna: that's an odd insult. raccoons are cute and theo is not. unless you were insulting raccoons?
Pansy: OOOOH GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WRECKED THEO
Ginny: RIP Theo!
Ron: we've no choice but to stan
Theo: LUNA PLEASE!!! I AM SORRY!
Hermione: she already said it was too late to apologise before Theo
Neville: my eye itches--NO I FELL OFF THE MAP!!!
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
