In which everyone joins for a super late night session of Mario Kart.
Draco, Pansy, Blaise, Theo, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione aka One Brain Cell GangPansy:
is everyone in?Hermione:
I'm inHarry:
YesRon:
wait, I'm not!Theo:
the put the code in, WeasleyRon:
I did!! This internet is super slowGinny:
i got in fine. maybe you're just dumb?Blaise:
damn, from your own sister?Ron:
I'm in nowDraco:
pick a race so we can start
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2
1
GO!Harry:
okay but why did all the slytherin's just get a boost?Theo:
we love to cheatPansy:
we also love hitting the gas after twoBlaise:
BITCH MALFOY STOLE MY ITEM BOXDraco:
drive faster nextGinny:
WHO THREW THAT RED SHELLRon:
Next time don't call me dumb especially in front of the slytherinsPansy:
oh honey we been knew you were dumb
Theo:
someone threw three green shells and they all missed? i'm a god!Harry:
This boomerang won't miss thoughTheo:
FUCK YOU POTTER!!Hermione:
why are there SO MANY BANANAS ON THE ROADGinny:
Malfoy's in first and that doesn't sit right in my ginger spiritHermione:
who stole my fire?Theo:
Thanks doll, i really needed themRon:
TO THROW BACKWARDS??Pansy:
I GOT HIT BY A FIREBALL!! THEO IS A TRASH PLAYER! I HOPE HE SLIPS ON A BANANA AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRSTheo:
there are no stairs in this mapPansy:
WHO SAID I MEANT IN GAME?Harry:
HELLO? I GOT FUCKING BOMBED!Blaise:
The toilet after Draco has dairyGinny:
I JUST SAW SOMEONE FLY OFF THE MAP??Pansy:
I. CANT SEE. I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES!
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary