Pansy:
what's are we up to babes?Hermione:
we're watching draco and harry stress finish
the divination homework thats dued tomorrow.
and i'm doing arithmancyPansy:
Oh fun! I love watching Draco stress. I'll go get my snacks!Ron:
and you guys called us the idiotsDraco:
shut up both of you!Ron:
its not our fault you wanted to the last possible minutePansy:
i need to go on another snack run
the snack cupboard is nearly emptyRon:
so is ours but we didn't get to stock
it as well as yoursTheo:
next time get to the kitchens earlyPansy:
why's your camera off theo?Blaise:
he's nakedRon:
is he?! are you?!Pansy:
why are you so interested? and in front of Hermione?!
i'm telling HGN immediately!Theo:
I'm not naked!Pansy:
then turn your camera on!Theo:
..fineHermione:
You are naked!!!Blaise:
told youTheo:
I'm just shirtless
*shows his boxers*Ron:
i'm getting naked too!
*takes his shirt off*Pansy:
yeah me tooDraco:
what the fuck is happening? I zoned back in
to everyone getting naked!Blaise:
its just the raccoons doing raccoon things
Pansy did you do the astronomy homework?
I can't trust Theo and Ron's answersPansy:
i don't take astronomyRon:
uhh... what?Theo:
WE'RE ALL LITERALLY IN THE SAME CLASS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!Pansy:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DIDN'T TAKE
ASTRONOMY THIS YEAR!Blaise:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
ITS A CORE CLASSRon:
You have to take it!Pansy:
APPARENTLY YOU DON'T! CAUSE I'M NOT!Blaise:
CHECK YOUR TIMETABLEPansy:
I told you i don--OH MY GOD I DO TAKE IT?! SINCE WHEN?
AM I FAILING? I DON'T REMEMBER GOING TO A SINGLE CLASS!
OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THE HOMEWORK?Draco:
are you drunk?Pansy:
why would i drink alone?Theo:
weren't you with ginny and luna??Pansy:
yea but we smoked
what was the astronomy homework?Theo & Ron:
without us?!Theo:
i thought we raccoons smoked togetherBlaise:
Astronomy homework was the chart she gave usPansy:
we do but it was girls only tonight.
what chart? i don't have a chart BLAISE!Draco:
you three smoke together? no wonder so many brain cells are goneHermione:
i'm a girl!Pansy:
YOU ARE!!!Hermione:
why wasn't i invited?Ron:
you don't like to smoke!Pansy:
exactlyHermione:
i still want to be invited?Pansy:
YOU WERE BUSY DOING WORK!Hermione:
I WOULD HAVE CAMEBlaise:
CAP!Draco:
that's a lie!Ron:
BIG FAT LIE!Pansy:
HERMIIIONEEEEEE
HERRMIIIIIONEEEEEEEHermione:
whaaaaat?Pansy:
nothing. i'm going to sleep. night lovesDraco:
nightRon:
goodnightBlaise:
you're still herePansy:
yes we're sleeping together
OH WE SHOULD HAVE A SLEEPOVERTheo:
I'm downHermione:
of course theo is down to sleep with pansy againRon:
again?Draco:
when was the first time?!Theo:
hey quick question are you getting paid to be in my business?Pansy:
over christmas breakBlaise:
i told you I HEARD THEM!Ron:
the million galleon question is.. who's the better shag?Pansy:
you never hear me saying shit shag theo do you?[ DRCO.MLFY LEFT THE CALL ]
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary