Megan wanted to follow in her Mum's footsteps and she became the youngest detective in the NYPD history. She became a detective at 19 and she was only working for a year and a half. The captain thought that she was working really hard and decided to...
"I'm so glad that we could finally do this," Amy said. She was sat down across from her date.
"I know, Kylie says you're always stuck at the precinct."
"Yeah." Her phones then start ringing on the table. "Speaking of this is work. Sorry." She then answers the phone and says, "what's up Peralta?"
"Captain called. He needs everyone back. There's a lead on the nightingale strangler. We're looking for a white make, 5'10", medium build, brown hair, small scar on his right cheek."
"Okay," Amy said confused.
"His M.O. is he finds lonely women with no friends, poisons their food and then guts them in his van. It's pretty gnarly. Last seen wearing a salmon shirt, grey blazer, and witnesses have said he has trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth."
"Okay. Where are you?" Amy asked.
"Apparently has the world's smallest penis and doesn't know how to use it..." Jake says while walking us to them. "Hi, there, I'm Jake Peralta, Amy's boss. That's true."
"What are you doing here?" Amy asked.
"I'm here on a date. Who is now leaving. Worth it. Have a great night" Jake then walks off and leaves them alone.
"Your boss seems really nice," Amy's date said.
"He's not my boss," Amy said.
"Jake overheard that and called back to them both "Yes, I am!"
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Megan's POV:
"And with a record of five felonies solved in one week, Peralta pulls ahead" Jake announced from the front of the room. "Did you guys hear that I solved five felonies in a week?"
"We heard," Amy said with an uninterested look on her face.
"Really? How?" Jake asked.
We all then remember Jake standing on one of the desks and telling Charles to use Mentos to cause the bottles of cola to shoot a fountain of cola up in the air. It caused a power cut that was fun while it lasted.
"That's the sweet taste of triumph," Jake said while walking back to his chair which was next to mine. He then puts his arm around me and then I took his arm off my shoulder and said, "You should shower more."
"Yeah" Jake agreed and then Terry started walking through the briefing and asked, "updates on open cases."
"I just got a DOA on Bessemer Street," Charles said.
"You're the primary, you're in charge," Terry said. "Take Peralta, Martinez and Rosa."
"Yes. My fantasy foursome," Charles said which made me confused. "Of cops on a case." He quickly added.
"Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow," Holt said when he walked in the room. "Scully, you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a sheet of paper."
