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Spotlight#83: virgin vs CHAD!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever wanted to answer an age-old question? Well, sit back and relax because Merryweather has finally decided to answer a question more important than peanut butter vs jelly, apples vs orange, Democrat vs Republican. So stand back, ladies, gentleman, and nonbinaries, for we are about to enter a battle unlike any before Virgin vs CHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAADDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary

In the halls of whatever the hell high school, there is always one name on everyone's minds and loins. And that is Chad Thundercock (make sure to pronounce the TFUNDAH and over pronounce the CAUCK), the terribly and atrocious man that gets good grades while protecting the weak. 

Because of his innate alpha male musk, the virgin beta cuck known as Virgin seeks to get payback on Chad for ruining any chance he has to get good girls that will forever demean him. But you'll wait and see Master Thundercock because this Virgin is coming(for once)! 

However, will this single-minded desire for an inevitable blue balling leave him to a fate of endless clock blocking? Find out in this epically pathetic clash that we all know the answer to and see if this man can shuffle off this virgin coil (and also the mortal one who knows).

Characters

CHAD THUNDERCOCK: The only thing bigger than Chad Thundercock's big juicy muscles is his thicc, veiny ❤️! While he may seem like a dumbfounded beta, chad proves that he deserves his name through his fun-loving personality, willingness to help the weak, and actual smarts. Overall he is a true man's man ... man.

virgin: In contrast, we have an ugh, virgin. You see, unlike Chad, Virgin constantly lives in self-pity, comparing himself to Chad and wondering why he can't get a girl that isn't his right hand. However, because of this, he ironically sets up his downfall as he wears earbuds to become so focused on his contempt that he misses the big-titted glasses gf he could potentially be clapping cheeks with instead of leaving it to himself. So any fireworks they could have are just waterworks, depending on what body part you're talking about.

Overview

Okay, all jokes aside for a minute, Virgin v chad has no right being as 👉🏿👌🏿 "nice" as it is. Merryweather and Rayno both make a great team as the anime style is similar to PeaCH and PrincessHongoi but much softer and rounded compared to the 2 of them. This honestly creates some pretty tense scenes and frankly beautiful looking characters like Chad (Virgin can go fuck himself though even neckbeard looks better) and Chad's 🍆 .

However, beneath Chad's belligerently bulging, bodacious, bulbous, brilliant, and practically blissfully baffling beautiful biceps lies a powerful, potent commentary. Not only are virgins and chads well represented but also neckbeards, incels, and betas also get a shine creating a great mix of memorable stereotypes who have some nuance behind their portrayals.

Yet despite the powerful glistening lube-like skin of the chad meister himself, the valid message of the series remains strong. Despite being a pathetic waste of chromosomes with the female interaction of your average Twitch simp and onlyfans user, Virgin is symbolic mainly of real life. 

Because like Virgin, we all get jealous of other people's successes. Because we believe that gap becomes impossible, we eventually become spiteful and hateful of those around us. We block out any of the good things that we have going for us to only focus on the bad, thinking the world owes up. And I have to admit; I was like Virgin at one point. Until I realized that the world in my POV isn't inherently unfair, it isn't set out to get you.

Sure there are a lot of bs coincidences and challenges set out for you no matter who or what you, where you came from, and what you do. But sometimes, if you become more aware of yourself, if you try to improve, maybe things will get better eventually.

 At least that's what I hope for anyway. We are all virgins but being a chad is more than just popping the cherry, doing the deflowering, and ruining people for marriage. It's about confidence in oneself and the ability to bring yourself and everyone else up instead of down. Cause Chad is a state of mind, and it's better than the alternative.

Epilogue

Overall, Virgin vs Chad is unironically a great webtoon and a great transition into a lot more creative spotlights in the future. The entire series is on youtube, so I recommend checking it out. But until then, let's take the spotlight in a different direction as we march along to 100 after a short break. Happy April fools day!