Ok, so this isn't an Xreader but I thought this was funny. These are based off of real life things, that has happened to me. Basically, John is me, and the ones who are random girl names in here were actually boys in real life. Ok? Ok!
Warnings- None that I can think of
John- (Peacefully doing work in class)
Random girl- (who is known to have had a lot a boyfriends)- Hey daddy.
John- I'm gay
Random Girl- Oh.. Umm... Ok.. Sorry! (Walks away awkwardly)
John- (Starts laughing)
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Random girl- (Being funny and "proposing" to people around the room with a flower)
John- (watching all this go down)
Random Girl- (Goes to John and gets on one knee) I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time. John, will you marry me?
John- Oh, I'm sorry you have to find out this way, but I'm gay.
Random Girl- Wait, For real?
John- Yeah
Random Girl- (calls her friends over) Watch this! (Gets on one knee) Will you marry me?
John- (holding in laughter) I'm gay.
Everyone but John laughs, while John tries not to.
Bonus for this one-
One of Random Girl's friends- Wait, are you gay or bi?
John- Bi, but I prefer men
Random Girl- Oh ok, cool!
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Class is being crazy during a test.
Substitute teacher- EVERYONE BE QUIET
Students- (tell each other to shut up)
John- (already finished with the test and peacefully reading)
Random Girl- If you talk you're gay!
Class- (Silence)
John- Hi!
Class- Wait, what?!
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-At family Easter event-
Aunt- Here John, play with the kids and draw on some eggs! (hands him an egg)
John- (paints it Rainbow)
Aunt- Oh, looks like we have Roy G. Biv here!
John- (almost says "No it's LGBT!" forgetting that 'Roy G. Biv' stands for rainbow. Nervously laughs)
Ok, so there's a few things I thought would be good to do with John! I made these into a chapter, because every time I tell my friends these they don't care. I hope you guys enjoyed! Please comment and request! I love hearing from you! Happy Easter or whatever holiday you celebrate now (if you celebrate one!). See you next chapter!
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Hamilton One Shots
FanficHi! I'm Layne (they/them) and this is just a collection of random one shots that I wrote. I may not be the most active, since I'm not supposed to read fanfics let alone write them or have an account. This book will include Hamilton the Musical. All...
