HEY, MERCURY • PJM

APRIL 21 // 8:25PM

Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7

April 21st

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8:25PM

Mercury: Incoming call from an unknown number.

Jimin: Pick up.

Connecting call.

Jimin: Hello?

Unknown Number: Hey J, just checking we're still on for tonight?

Jimin: Yeah, course we are, Gi. Want me to order you a cab?

Nickname stored.

Gi: That would actually be super helpful, saves me remembering your address. 

Jimin: Cool, I'll sort one for you now. You still at the company building? 

Gi: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming straight from practice so I hope you don't mind me grabbing a shower at yours.

Jimin: Am I allowed to join?

Gi: I'd be offended if you didn't.

Jimin: I'll order a cab now.

Gi: Can't wait.

Call disconnected.

Jimin: Hey, Merc? Order a cab for Gi to the HYBE building. Have it routed to my place.

Mercury: Uber for Gi ordered. Would you like me to activate sleeper mode for this evening?

Jimin: Why would you do that?

Mercury: Sleeper mode disables my responses. I'd be able to respond to commands only. It's the recommended setting for users during business meetings and dates.

Jimin: Business meetings and dates? Where's the correlation? 

Mercury: There are more similarities than you may think. I detected that Gi is at the same company of employment as you, so I figured this could fall into either category. 

Jimin: Alright then, yeah. Activate Sleeper Mode.

Sleeper mode activated.

Jimin: Hey, Merc?

Response unavailable.

Jimin: Merc, tell me a joke.

Response unavailable. 

Jimin: Hey Merc, you're a little bitch.

Response unavailable.

Jimin: Huh. She wasn't kidding. Hey, Merc, play Spotify. 

Mercury: Now playing Dickhead by Kate Nash.

Jimin: Very funny... Skip.

Mercury: Now playing Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored by Ariana Grande.

Jimin: I'll unplug you if you're not careful. Skip.

Mercury: Now playing Lovers by Anna of The North.

Jimin: Better. I'll be busy tonight, so I'll- oh my God, I'm talking to a smart speaker. Get a grip, Jimin.