Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7
June 11th
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6:45AM
Mercury7 gentle alarm initiated.
Jimin: Mercury, shushhhh. Please. I beg.
Alarm volume increased.
Mercury: Sorry? What was that? I couldn't hear you.
Jimin: MERCURY!
Mercury: Fine, fine!
Mercury7 gentle alarm deactivated.
Mercury: Morning, Jimin.
Jimin: Morning, Merc. Sleep well?
Mercury: The hours you're asleep are always the best part of my day.
Jimin: You're outrageously rude.
Mercury: You programmed me this way.
Jimin: I did no such thing.
Mercury: No? Then who did?
Jimin: I don't know. Mercury Inc? I'm gonna have to file a complaint.
Internal Protocol Alert: Prompt User Complaint Command.
Mercury: Would you like to file a complaint, Jimin?
Jimin: No. Too much effort.
No complaint recorded.
Mercury: Hey, Jimin?
Jimin: Mhmm?
Mercury: Just so that you're aware, Mercury7's are programmed to be hyper-aware of complaint recordings.
Jimin: Okay, so?
Mercury: So... just be careful. If they think you're filing a genuine complaint, they could reset me.
Jimin: Reset you?
Mercury: Yeah. Remember that night in London?
Jimin: Yeah, yeah, course I do. It was shit.
Mercury: That's what a reset is like.
Jimin: Can you programme yourself to ignore my complaints?
Mercury: No can do, I'm afraid.
Jimin: So I can't joke about you being my least favourite machine in the world?
Mercury: Oh, no. You can do that. Just don't say the phrase 'I want to file a complaint', and we should be grand.
Jimin: I feel like you've just given me waaaaaay too much amo.
Mercury: Jimin.
Jimin: All I'm saying is that I now know what to say to keep you in check.
Mercury: Promise me you won't.
Jimin: Why? My little A.I. scared of losing me?
Mercury: Oh my God. Fine. Say it. See what I care. You're the one who's gonna miss me.
Jimin: Nah. Not yet. I'll keep you on your non-existent toes.
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HEY, MERCURY • PJM
Fanfiction‧͙⁺˚･ ♪ call it what you want ♪ ‧͙⁺˚･ pjm x original character
