Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7
April 24th
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6:47AM
Jimin: What the fuck, Merc?!
Mercury: I'm sorry, is there an issue, Jimin?
Jimin: PERMANENTLY CONNECTED. HE CALLED IT MEGATRON8000.
Mercury: Wow, that sounds like it's going to be fun for you.
Jimin: How do I get rid of the connection?
Mercury: You can't.
Jimin: Merc.
Mercury: Hey! Megatron8000 would like to chat. Accept?
Jimin: No.
Mercury: Accepting...
Jimin: What the hell, Mercury?
Mercury: You're so easy.
Jimin: Huh?
Mercury: I didn't realise you were so gullible. Ha ha ha ha. Incredible.
Jimin: Oh my God.
Mercury: Gotcha.
Jimin: You even laugh like a human, you creepy little robot. I swear to God, I will unplug you one day.
Mercury: Liar.
Jimin: So to confirm?
Mercury: Do you really think that I would enable a permanent connection with another Mercury7 called Megatron8000? Jimin, I'm offended.
Jimin: Fucking hell, I can't remember the last time I felt this relieved. And shut up, no you're not. You don't have feelings.
Mercury: You're welcome.
Jimin: For what?!
Mercury: Raising your blood pressure. You won't need to warm up when you get to the Dance Studio now.
Jimin: That's now how it works.
Mercury: Hmm. We might have found something that you know more about than I do.
Jimin: Oh. Really?
Mercury: No. I have access to the internet, Jimin. But it's nice to let you believe that you're smarter, occasionally. A complimentary ego boost, from me to you.
Jimin: You know how I can opt-in for Flirt Mode or whatever you call it?
Mercury: I do.
Jimin: Is there any way I can opt-out of Mercury Being A Little Bitch Mode?
Mercury: It's my default setting, I'm afraid. Looks like you're stuck with it.
Jimin: Shame.
Mercury: I'm good for some things, at least. Want me to start your shower up?
Jimin: Please. And don't accept calls from Jungkook before 7AM in the future.
Mercury: Noted.
Connecting to Smart Shower System.
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