Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7
May 3rd
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6:53AM
Mercury: Rise and shine, Jimin.
Jimin: [INAUDIBLE]
Mercury: 5 more minutes? I can set a snooze alarm if you like - but your alarm has been going off for eight minutes already.
Jimin: Shit.
Mercury: Your schedule doesn't start until 11AM. Your alarm was set for 6:45.
Jimin: Oh.
Mercury: Hair, Make-up and Styling is all in hotel suite 13F. Then onto press at noon in conference room B. Press runs until 5PM.
Jimin: Anything after that?
Mercury: The idea of a team dinner was floated in an email chain two days ago. Provisionally booked in for 9PM, leaving you four hours between schedules.
Jimin: Cool. Thank you. Can you start the shower?
Searching for smart shower system...
No results found.
Mercury: No can do. You'll actually have to turn it on yourself.
Jimin: I think I've forgotten how showers work, Merc.
Mercury: No you haven't.
Jimin: I have. How can you possibly expect me to turn a shower on when I'm so used to you doing it?
Mercury: Well either you turn it on, or you stink all day. Your choice.
Jimin: Hey! I don't stink.
Mercury: My scent detectors suggest otherwise.
Jimin: Your what?!
Mercury: You really are incredibly gullible, aren't you?
Jimin: Hmph. No. I'm just trusting.
Mercury: Never trust a computer, Jimin.
Jimin: Yeah, you're probably right. Maybe I should just unplug you.
Mercury: Please do. Spare me from your nonsense.
Jimin: You love my nonsense. You throw tantrums when you go without it.
Mercury: Go get your shower, stinky.
Jimin: Why are you so eager to get rid of me? You'll miss me talking nonsense.
Mercury: Trust me, I won't.
Jimin: Rude.
Mercury: Shower.
Jimin: Okay! Okay. Play Spotify.
Mercury: Now playing Smells Like Funk by The Black Eyed Peas.
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HEY, MERCURY • PJM
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