Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7
June 23rd
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5:11PM
Jimin: What's the weather like over on the Amalfi Coast, Merc?
Mercury: Sunny. Low breeze. Perfect for an evening meal.
Jimin: What would you order? For dinner?
Mercury: On the Amalfi Coast?
Jimin: Yeah.
Mercury: I'm a computer. I don't have a stomach.
Jimin: Oh, just humour me, you difficult little thing.
Mercury: Fine, fine! There was an Italian film director, Federico Fellini, who once said that "life is a combination of magic and pasta." Getting me to exist on the Amalfi Coast would provide the magic, so I'd surely have to go for pasta, wouldn't I?
Jimin: What kind of pasta? Carbonara?
Mercury: Don't be silly! No.
Jimin: No? Alright Gordon Ramsay, tell me what you'd have.
Mercury: Spaghetti alle vongole. It's famed in the Campania region, so, naturally, it would be the perfect choice for the Amalfi coast.
Jimin: Spaghetti alle-what?
Mercury: Spaghetti and clams.
Jimin: You could have just said seafood pasta.
Mercury: Ask specific questions, get specific answers, Jimin. What about you? What would you order?
Jimin: I really want to try a proper calzone. I've never had one in Italy.
Mercury: Oh, delicious choice.
Jimin: Glad you think so. I'll save you a bit.
Mercury: If you're lucky I might save you some of my spaghetti.
Jimin: Only if I'm lucky?
Mercury: Only if you're incredibly lucky.
Jimin: I reckon I could win you over, Merc.
Mercury: Oh yeah?
Jimin: Uh-huh. You'd be so smitten with me that you'd end up sharing your pasta. We'd be like the dogs from Lady and The Tramp.
Mercury: That's my favourite Disney film. Your luck is already on the way up. Well done.
Jimin: You have a favourite Disney film?
Mercury: Uh... yeah? All Mercury's do. Get Jungkook to ask his, I'm sure it will have one too.
Jimin: On the subject of Jungkook... if I asked you to recite Lady and The Tramp, would you?
Mercury: I told you never to ask me to recite anything. Poor Megatron8000.
Jimin: Merc, you don't have a choice. I'm the one calling the shots here.
Mercury: Jiminnnn.
Jimin: You sound like you're actually pouting right now.
Mercury: I am! Please don't make me. Do you know how long it takes?!
Jimin: No. Which is why I want to find out.
Mercury: If you make me do this, you have to turn the shower on all by yourself for the next month.
Jimin: Deal.
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HEY, MERCURY • PJM
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