Transcript Data of Park Jimin's Mercury7
May 8th
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10:26AM
Mercury: New Wifi network detected. Configuring. Please stand by.
Servers online.
Mercury: 'allo mate!
Jimin: Was that... an attempt at a British accent?
Mercury: Yeah mate! Sick, init?
Jimin: Oh my God.
Mercury: Wanna hear your plans for today, my G?
Jimin: Merc. The accent. Stop.
Mercury: Oi, nah, no can do, I'm afraid, geez.
Jimin: I'll unplug you.
Mercury: Fine! Fine. Have it your way. Boring.
Jimin: I thought you'd be good at accents, but apparently I was wrong.
Mercury: My accent is peng, it's your ears that are dodgy.
Jimin: STOP THE ACCENT.
Mercury: Preference noted. Boring.
Jimin: Shut up. What time does my schedule start?
Awaiting Response.
Timed out.
Jimin: Merc? Don't throw a strop.
Mercury: You told me to shut up.
Jimin: And then I asked a question!
Mercury: I have a very small computer brain! You gave me two contradictory commands.
Jimin: I bet Megatron8000 doesn't give Jungkook this much grief.
Mercury: I have a suspicion that it might be the other way around. I bet poor Megatron8000 doesn't get a bloody rest.
Jimin: Bloody? Really?
Mercury: Hey. Let me indulge in the fact we're in London just a little bit.
External sounds detected.
Jimin: Oh, shit, someone's at the door, just give me a second. Activate Sleeper Mode.
Sleeper Mode Activated.
Jimin: [INAUDIBLE] -ey, Joon. Oh yeah, yeah [INAUDIBLE] -one. Just myself. Just talking to myself. Ha ha. Yeah. One of those days. I'll meet you in the lobby, alright? Yeah. Yeah. [INAUDIBLE] Hey, Merc? Disable Sleeper Mode.
Sleeper Mode Deactivated.
Mercury: Wow, rude.
Jimin: I didn't know who it was. Sleeper Mode was the safest thing to do.
Mercury: God forbid anyone finds out you use your Mercury7 to keep yourself company.
Jimin: Well... Yeah. Shut up, Mercury. You'd do the same.
Mercury: No I wouldn't.
Jimin: You wouldn't?
Mercury: I wouldn't become emotionally dependant on a computer in the first place.
Jimin: Oh my God. I'm throwing you in the Thames.
Mercury: I'm waterproof.
Jimin: We'll see about that.
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HEY, MERCURY • PJM
Fanfiction‧͙⁺˚･ ♪ call it what you want ♪ ‧͙⁺˚･ pjm x original character
