Peter Parker and his dysfunctional family

~Slumber Party~

*I'm on ft with @mehreen_b_a and I'm bored so I thought this would be funny. Plus it's big on TikTok so y not. (this is going to be short but I promise I'll have something better up soon*

*this is meant as a joke*

No One's POV

Peter was holding a slumber party at the tower while most of the team was gone. The only ones there were Pete, Wade, Pietro, Loki and Harley. They were chilling in Peter's bedroom playing Monopoly in their PJ's.

"A-ha! Take that sucker!" Wade yelled, pointing at Loki. Loki snarled and threw a book at Wade's head.

"Loki! No." Peter said, laughing a little at Wade's face. Loki rolls his eyes by puts a book down, that he was going to throw at Wade again.

"So, darlin', I see you have some makeup on your dresser," Harley smirked.

Peter blushed, "Yeah..."

"Wanna do each other's makeup?"

Peter looked around to see if the others wanted to, they all smiled at him. They grabbed the makeup and some hand mirrors. Pietro was doing Wade's makeup, Loki was doing Peter's makeup while Harley was doing Loki's hair. They were gossiping and laughing, but Peter's phone kept going off.

"Hey, Pete, who's calling you so much?" Pietro asked.

He sighed and rolled his eyes, "Ugh just my ex."

"Ooo dish," Wade smirked.

"Yeah, give deets. When you break up? How long were you together? Why did you break up? C'mon teeeelllllll usssssss!" Harley laughed.

"Well we were together for a year, we broke up around 6 months ago. We broke up because he didn't treat me right plus he was cheating on me with more than one person." Peter said.

"I'll stab him!" Loki shouted,

"I'll kill him!" Harley and Pietro yelled.

"I'll snap his neck and twist is into a bow and place it on my wall!" Harley said darkly. Everyone turned to him and stared.

"I am weirdly attracted to you." Loki said. Everyone laughed. But Peter's phone went off again, but before he could grab it Loki snatched it.

He answered, "Me and your boyfriend playing dress up at my house~" Loki sang.

Wade snatched the phone, "I gave your boyfriend a b0ner on my couch~"

Harley took the phone with a smirk, "He cute, kawaii, hentai abs, that excites me~"

Peter is a blushing mess, trying to grab the phone. Pietro laughs and grabs the phone, "I think he really likes me, asked politely, can I (woo-hoo),"

Pietro hangs up before the guy can answer. "Oh my god! You guys! Wwwwwhhhhyyyyy!!" Peter whined.

They laughed while Peter pouted, "I hate you guys."

"No you love us!" Pietro said, crawling over to Peter and kissed him on the cheek. Peter shook his head. "Yes you do!" Wade said and kissed the other cheek. Loki and Harley also kissed his cheek, Peter was redder than Red Skull.

"Now c'mon let's get some snacks!" Harley said, he jumped on Pietro's back and they zoomed off.