Take 2 Times 2? Future Book 3?

9. Little Scooby

And now a word from the thinker of this story.

Do you know what a ghostwriter is? If not, then let me explain. A ghostwriter is someone that writes your story for you. They make it look and sound better. But the story is yours not theirs. You get credit for the story as if you wrote it yourself. I am a ghostwriter. This story that I have written is not mine. Well, it is but at the same time it's not. I know, a little confusing right? Well, you probably know that I write books about people that have a Little side, everything from an 8 year old (A Month on the Truck) to an adult that gets turned in to a 4 and a half year old Neko (Being a Neko). Well, I too have a Little side. And that Little side of me is who is telling me what to write. I am a story teller not a writer. I'm just translating what he wants to say. And for the last couple of chapters he has been wanting to say something himself.

And so, here's Little Scooby.

1. Scoob, it's your turn to talk.

2. ...

1. Are you going to say something?

2. No

1. Why not?

2. cus.

1. Because...why?

2. cus you did it wong.

1. What did I do wrong?

2. Evwee tang. I supotoo say at en of las apter no now.

1. But I thought this would be better. A whole chapter dedicated to you.

2. No it post to be at end ov ast apter. Day no get it now. It was go be funny. Now not.

1. Well you can do it here or not at all. The other chapter has already been published.

2. And you make me stop. I just get to good par.

1. It was getting really long. Most readers are good with 1000 words and yours was over 7000 words. So yes, I stopped you and I broke it up in to 2 chapters. It was to make it easier for them to read.

2. But I abut to have i-ceem and I wan i-ceem.

1. You can have ice cream in the next chapter.

2. But that no far. I wan i-ceem now.

1. If I get you a scoop of ice cream will you just get on with what you wanted to say?

2. Yes.

1. Ok. What kind do you want?

2. I no no. Ut kin ou got?

1. I have every flavor you could possibly think of. Just pick a flavor.

2. Ummm, you got vennela.

1. Yes. Is that what you want?

2. No. Ou got oklet?

1. Yes I have chocolate. You want that one?

2. Nooo. Ou got poop i-ceem?

1. No, and that's just disgusting. Why would you even ask me that?

2. Cus ou say ou have all favrs. But ou don do ou.

1. Ok. I have every flavor that people will actually eat. Is that better?

2. How bout panateo i-ceem?

1. Pistachio ice cream? Yes I have that one. I like that kind too. Would you like some?

2. Yes. An dakice too.

1. You mean Daiquiri Ice? I like that too. Can I have some?

2. No. I-ceem fo me cus ou no le me haf it n las capr.