Less Than My Spec✔︎

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New week, New me!
.~Ajay
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Believing that my life was going to make a huge U-turn, I picked a new set of clothes from my walk-in closet and disposed off the old ones. I had an interview with another artist and I had to look 'on fleek'.

I was trying to style my wig when I heard a knock on the door. I was actually expecting the cleaner. He comes every Wednesday and Saturday mornings to tidy up the house.

I rushed downstairs and opened the door. It was actually him!

"Oh! You're here...." I muttered. I was late and trying to hurry up so I quickly closed the door and went to get my dirty clothes from my room so that he would do my laundry along with other things he came to do.

Taking the clothes in my hands, I rushed downstairs and opened the door only to come face to face with an ugly-faced blushing man.

It was weird! Very weird!! I was irked and just threw the clothes on him.

What the fuck?!

"A..a.. Aunty wait!" He begged, using his hands to stop me from closing the door.

"Ehe, what is it?" I hissed, very annoyed. I was already ten minutes late for crying out loud.

"Aunty see ehh..." He took in a very deep breath, as if trying to conquer a country of nervousness. I just nodded, urging him to continue. "Our people say that the b..b..beauty of a woman, is in the first rising o..o..of the..the dawn."

'Hmmmph' a scowl involuntarily escaped my lips. But he ignored it and continued, smiling sheepishly. "Even though you don apply this small small li..li.. lipstick, you know I can still see..see..see your beauty e..everytime."

Like seriously? This is not definitely what I signed up for this mid morning. "Ehh..ehhh oga, thank you very much. The ehh, stuffs are already arranged there."

"Ehh I know that..."

"Okay." I nodded and made way to close the door but his hands were still holding onto it.

"A.. aunty I'm not done yet just wa..wait."

'Jesus Christ What's all this naw?' I just couldn't believe I was even standing and listening to him rant.

He smiled again. That weird sheepish smile and continued "A.aunty see ehh, anytime that you're pa.pa.passing me like this ehh.." I could see the glint of joy in his eyes as he chuckled ".....I will just be looking at..at you."

Okay. I'm not having this anymore.

And with the little strength I managed to accumulate at that moment, I banged the door in his face. I guess that was enough to shut him up. I hurried into my room to finish dressing up. I found the black off-shoulder, mid-thigh, body con gown which I decided on and put it on quickly. I loved the way the gown laid emphasis on my round figure. I paired it with a black and red stilettos and a black and red bag.

Admiring my radiating self in the mirror, I couldn't help but gush. 'How can somebody be this fine? Is it not a crime?'

Call me cocky, but I know you know that I'm irresistible. Periodt!! I put on my intoxicating, inviting perfume and took my leave.

I locked my door and handed the key over to
the cleaner whose name was unknown. "I've locked the door. Just make sure you clean everything and lock up when you're done. And I left your pay on the dinning table."

"Aunty that one na sma...small thing na.. No problem." I nodded in reply and made way to leave when I noticed something was missing.

"Ahhh... Oga please, could you help me take some pictures?" Like it's not everyday a dress fits you perfectly.

"Make I sna..nap you?" He enquired, as if shocked that I could ask him of a favour so informal.

"Yess...?" He chuckled, excitedly collecting the phone from my hand.

He began giving me directives on how to pose. Some I understood, some were just so weird. From squats, to swinging of hair, to bending with my ass out in the air.... But I managed to pull them off anyway.

"Please bring the phone let me see the ones you've taken so far." Let it not be as if I just wasted my time.. and those difficult poses.

He excitedly brought the phone and showed me the pictures, scrolling along. I just stared at the pictures with my mouth agape. They were actually superb. Honestly, he was better than some professional photographers. It was like a modelling photoshoot.

"Oga where did you learn how to take pictures like this?" I couldn't help but ask. He was just too good. He smiled widely in reply. I didn't quite get, but I didn't push either.

That was when I noticed how close he was to me. His huge manly figure towering over me like I was something he wanted to protect, like I was a precious gem he found. Could he be the man God has chosen for me? Because judging from events, he was the first man I saw after my long night vigil.

But then I took another good look at him. I cringed at my own thoughts. Ewww! Ajay, how could such a lame thought creep into your lousy head? God will definitely not give me such an ugly-faced illiterate. I got away from him immediately. I buried my face in my palms embarrassed at my own thoughts.

"A..a..aunty, wetin happen? Are you..u o.okay?" He asked, oblivious to the thoughts I just nursed in my head.

"I.... I... I'm okay.." I stammered, trying to gain back my lost composure. "I need to go." I muttered before walking right away. As fast as I could. I got into my car and started the engine.

"Aunty your phone...." He called, running to meet me. He handed the phone to me giving me that same sheepish smile. And again I was disappointed that I could think of this irritating guy as an option. Jeez! Definitely not what I want! DEFINITELY NOT MY SPEC!

"Aunty, go come. I.I.I dey wa..wa.. wait!" He waved after giving me the phone.

'Wait for what? Better do and get out of my house...' I replied scornfully... in my head.

"This actor's manager will kill me today!"

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Really sorry for the late update guys...
I was caught up with some stuff.

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