After I killed myself i became a ghost
I was wandering the empty corridors just vibing, knowing that the castle will be in turmoil in the morning when they discover my body
I popped into another bathroom to look myself in the mirror cuz I love myself yk
I heard Myrtle crying in one of the stalls
I floated in there
"Myrtle are you alright?"
*sniffles* "y-ea" she sniffed again "you know no ones asked me if I was ok before"
"Wow that's so sad" I said
Suddenly I got very attracted to her.
She was so pretty under the candle light of the bathroom
I leaned forward for a kiss
Surprisingly I didn't go through her, apparently ghosts could touch each other
We started making out and dived into the sewers where we had the stinkiest seggs imaginable
She's now called Moaning Myrtle for a different reason😜😜
THE END

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The Shart Chronicles
FanfictionFictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)