After the picnic Luna and Aviva decided to visit the kitchens.
"Hello Dobby!" Luna said
"Hello!" Dobby said back
"We really enjoyed the shart sandwiches that you made for us" Aviva said
"I'm glad to hear it!" Dobby said happily, his bat-like ears twitching
"We figured out a secret ingredient to make the sandwiches taste even better" Luna said
"Oh what is it?" Dobby asked Intrigued
"Human shart" Aviva said
"Why that's a great idea!!" Dobby exclaimed his big green orbs twinkling "if you don't mind, could I have some to put in the pantry for the next batch of sandwiches?"
"Of course Dobby!" The girls said in unison
They started sharting a stream of poop into a cauldron that Luna transfigured from a mousetrap.
After the cauldron was full Dobby started putting batches into containers
"Thank you so much! Everyone will love these new and improved shart sandwiches. I'll have them ready in time for supper today" Dobby said very happy
"Our pleasure" Aviva said
THE END
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The Shart Chronicles
FanficFictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)
