The Shart Chronicles

Dumbleshart pt 2: the suicide

Dumbly Draco and I were passing around some shart like hot potato

D and d got rlly into it and started making out with each other

I kinda got turned off so I quietly left

They didn't notice me because at that point dumbly was pooping into dracos mouth

I walked down the corridor and saw Cedric

"Heyy" I said "cant sleep?"

"Nah. Hey why do u smell like shart??"

"Well-"

Cedric didn't wait for an answer. He started sniffing me and licking me, especially my huge bum because that's where the smell was concentrated.

I started crying because it's so weird and gross

I saw the prefects bathroom to my left. I ran in and jumped into the bathtub which was surprisingly already filled with water. I thought I would just get myself clean and try to relax, but instead I drowned.

The End