The Shart Chronicles

Lunch

OKOK I KNOW I SAID THERE WOULD BE SHART IN THIS ONE BUT JUST WAIT FOR PART TWO DONT SUE ME YET
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Delilah was enjoying a drink and a newspaper at the leaky cauldron.

They had arrived there earlier that day to but all of their things for the upcoming school year.

They were done with shopping, shown by the rather large pile of purchases that they had made, now sitting in a dusty corner of the pub.

"Hey Tom" Delilah called "I'm a bit hungry, give me your finest"

"Alright miss, you'll have to wait a little since this dish does take some time to make" Tom said

"That's alright with me" Delilah said warmly

Delilah saw a handsome house elf sitting on a bar stool, evidently just waiting for a job

"Hey there" Delilah said with a smirk as they walked up to the elf. "You uh looking for a fun time?" They said tracing circles on the back of the elf's hand

"Uh-h yes miss, as you wish miss"

"Good" Delilah said

They whisked the elf into the bathroom

Several other people looked up at the sudden noise of moaning coming from the loo, but wasn't that strange so they just kept eating and enjoying that days paper

Delilah and the elf walked out after a good ten minutes, both of them flustered and clearly tired.

"If I'm back here soon, we can go at it again" Delilah said with a wink

"Y-yes of course master😜" the elf responded, now walking funny

Delilah sat back in their chair straight as Tom appeared with their dish.

It was a beautiful, golden coloured soup.

"Looks delicious Tom"

"Made with the finest piss in all of England" Tom said proudly. "There's some dumbledore in there, as well as fudge. Albus always fills up my stocks when he come here"

Delilah dogged into the soup. It was so rich and smooth on their tongue. Still hot, the soup warmed their throat as it went down. The flavour was also immaculate.

Delilah slurped up the soup eagerly, and soon the delicious dish was all inside of Delilah.

Delilah sat back in their chair, content with their life

THE END