The Shart Chronicles

Weasleys' Wizarding Shart

Mia watched as the Weasley twins showed off their newest wizardingn wheeze- a firework

"Nicee" and "brilliant!" We're being shouted across the great hall as more and more fireworks exploded

Mia was also clapping along with the crowd, amazed at the Weasleys' inventions

The fireworks stopped for a minute, leaving everyone confused and whispering in the newfound silence

"Now everyone" Fred said loudly, using magic to amplify his voice

"That was just a taste of our newest product!" George said

Excited mourning started up

"You see, our newest wheeze is much grander than any old firework, AND has a secret ingredient!" Fred said

"Introducing the latest and greatest..." George said

"WEASLEY'S WIZARDING SHARTS" they yelled together

All of a sudden, a grand firework flew into the center of the great hall, and when it exploded, it covered everyone with poop

"YESSS" Mia shouted

They made their way over to the twins who had since landed on the ground

"You guys did amazing" they said warmly while covered in poop

"Thanks" George said

Fred took a whiff of mia

"Mmm you smell good" Fred said

"Let's frack" Mia said

Fred, George and Mia fracked on one of the great hall tables, while everyone watched and cheered.

Some people started barfing from the smell

THE END