The Shart Chronicles

Dumbleshart

Draco and I were passionately making out in the astronomy tower

Suddenly, I had the urge to fart

"Draco I want to fart, is it weird if I fart?"

"Nah bbg fart all u want. I think it's rlly hot actually"

I started fart I but then I felt that the fart was turning into a shart

"DRACO THE FART IS TURNING INTO A SHART!!!!!"

"It's ok bbg just stick ur bum bum out the astronomy tower and shart outside. Everyone will just think it's Hagrid"

"Ok"

I stuck my big bodonkadonk out the window and dropped a huge poop onto the grass below.

Or so I thought, because someone screamed, apparently it hit their head

I peeked out the window to see who my shart landed on

It was dumbledore.

"Why were u pooping out the window??" Dumbledore asked calmly

"Uh- well draco and I were making out-"

Dumbly didn't wait to hear the rest of the sentence, he apprated into the tower

"I think shart is hot" dumbly said

Dumbly Draco and I had a threesome

THE END