The Shart Chronicles

Big nosed bakas😏

"Finally the girls are in bed" gru whispered to Lucy as he softly shut the bedroom door

"You know what that means" Lucy giggled

"I do!?" GRU questioned

Lucy gave him a look

"Oh I do😏" gru said

Lucy pushed him against a wall and started making out with him

The were ripping their clothes off on the way to their bedroom

In the bedroom, Lucy pushed gru onto the bed and stood their for a bit staring at him

"Oh how I love your weird body proportions"

She traced her finger from his chin to his belly button

She tried to do the sucky suck 10000 but her big a$$ nose got in the way

She was getting a little frustrated, so gru flipped her over and shoved his fat nose in her cooch

"Aaaeeghjhhghhhhh" Lucy moaned

"Hehehe u like that" gru said

"Ur accent turns me on" Lucy moans

Gru got an idea

He took out his Pinocchio nose from Lucy's hoohah and went lower

He quickly inserted his nose into Lucy's booty hole and starting Bobbing his head back and forth

Didn't take long for him to get his desired result

A stream of shart erupted from Lucy's poochie, covering her ginger pubes in a hot, smelly, sticky, yummy, brown liquid

Gru already had dessert so he called over some minions

"Ohh minions. Come clean up this mess."

The creepy pill things did as they were told and licked up the poopy, all the while babbling away

Gru went to go get a cup of coffee while the clean up crew was working

When he came back, everyone in the bedroom was asleep, so tired from the sharting and the licking

Smiling, gru removed a minion's tongue from Lucy's butthole and lay down next to her.

That was the best nights sleep both of them had ever gotten

THE END