The Shart Chronicles

Santas big juicy co-

Santa was just leaving a house when he heard a little noise from the living room

Usually he didn't go back for noises since it was the kids and he couldn't afford for them to see him, but this time it was different

Santie knew the family was away on vacation, and he just had a little funny feeling in his Willy that told him to go back and check on the noise

As Santa stepped into the living room, his fat foot stepped on a creaky floorboard

The little sneaky baka who was the cause of Santa's curiosity looked up in surprise and Santa's mouth dropped open

"Grinch⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️" Santa cried

"Erm yea" the grinch replied, halfway done unwrapping a present

"What are u doing here you booger" Santa asked crossly

The grinch suddenly burst into tears

"Wel you know I've always had a crush on you Santa, and I thought if I stole a bunch of presents you would get nosy and find out I did it, and then pay me a visit and give me attention" the grinch threw their head against the wall sobbing

Santa stepped forward and put the grinch into a big bear hug

The grinch quieted down and melted into the hug

Suddenly, he felt something poke into him

He looked up and saw Santa grinning down at him

Santa then did a little eyebrow wiggle and glanced down

The grinches eyes followed and saw Santa's unbuckled pants and junk

"Oh-oh" the grinch stuttered

Santa leaned in and whispered in the green creature's ear "I think I know what present you want"
The grinch's heart fluttered

He looked up at the bearded man and gave him a look

Santa understood exactly, and flipped the grinch over so that the green baka was holding the mantle

He shoved his big present up into the grinch's hole

The grinch let out a juicy moon "EUGHAOHHHHHHH"

"You like that b!tch? HO HO HO" Santa roared as he was ramming in

After a few thrusts Santa triggered something in the grinch, and shart started pouring out onto the white carpet

"PH YEA IM MAKING YOU MY LITTLE HO ARENT I EH EH" Santa kept proclaiming

The grinch just moaned in response

They went on like that for a bit until the grinches butt was empty of shart and Santa was about to blow

Father Christmas pulled out, and released all of his children Christmases in a wave of red and green onto the grinch's cheeks

They both were panting

Santa put his pants on, and the grinch looked around the destroyed room

"So what are we gonna do about this" grinch asked

"Let the reindeer have at it, they didn't get that many carrots yet"

"Won't that waste your time?" Grinch asked

"Nah, half of the world doesn't celebrate Christmas anyway. In the meantime we have other activities to do" Santa said with a grin

THE END