Riu swore.
They stubbed there toe on something just lying in the middle of the hall.
Classes had let out for the day, and the kids walking back to their dorms didn't even notice Riu bending down to look at the figure on the floor.
"Cedric?" Riu asked
Cedric let out a little moan
"Wtf are u doing on the ground Ced" Riu asked again
"I-I'm sad cuz no one wanted to go in my pool" Ced said looking up, tears in his eyes
Figuring that they had nothing else to do that day, Riu offered to go to Ced's pool with him
"R-really!??" Said Cedric, sitting up and wiping his nose.
"Yea really" Riu answered, now sorta regretting their decision.
Cedric got up and let Riu down corridors and through doors to his pool
They finally reached the pool door
"How did u even manage to get your own pool?" Riu asked, perplexed
"I just kinda found it" Cedric said, not elaborating
Riu was still confused but didn't ask any more questions
Cedric opened the door, and straight away Riu was hit with a heavy stench
"Ew wtf why does it smell like shart" He asked
"That's because-" Ced said while lighting the candles "it IS shart"
Riu could now see in the newfound illumination that the pool was filled with not water, but poop.
Cedric started getting undressed "are you going to get in Riu?"
"Uh yea" Riu said while pinching their nose
Ced jumped in and started doing the breaststroke
Now seeing an opportunity to run, Riu sprinted out the open door.
Xey heard a splash and pounding feet behind them but they just kept running.
Suddenly, Riu was being yanked backwards and their cries muffled by a hand clamped over their mouth
Cedric dragged them back to the pool, and threw them in
Riu swallowed so much shart coming up it wasn't even funny
"Swim time😈" Ced said and jumped in
THE END
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The Shart Chronicles
FanfictionFictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)
