The Shart Chronicles

A Summer Day

It was a hot Saturday, and Peyto and the Golden Trio were hanging around in the grass, under a tree.

"It's so hot" Ron complained

"Oh Ron stop your complaining, even though it is very very hot" Hermione said fanning herself with a textbook

"Hermione why would you bring us outside to study?" Peyto said

"Erm- not my brightest idea" Hermione answered

"You got that right" Harry grinned

Hermione hit Harry's arm playfully

"How 'bout a slip-and-slide" Ron suggested

"You know what those are?" Hermione asked "I thought it was a muggle thing"

"My dad's into them" Ron shrugged

"We need something to slide on, and water"

Somehow the twins appeared at that moment

"A slip-and-slide you say" George said

"We might have something that can work" Fred  added

Fred whistled and a first year came running over

"Fetch the tarp" Fred commanded

The first year nodded and ran off to the castle

"Wow I didn't know you had child slaves working for you now" Ron joked

"Yea they're pretty convenient aren't they" George said

Soon enough the little child came back arms full of tarp.

"Thank you, Johnny" Fred said as he gave him a Knut

"So it's not slaves, they're servants" Ron amended

"Anyway guys let's get this set up!" Peyto said

They rolled out the tarp onto the ground

"We're going to need water" Hermione said

"Wait, I have a better idea" Peyto said

She walked over to the tarp, and squatted.

Everyone watched her shart

"What are y'all waiting for? Get over here!"

The gang went over to the tarp and started pooping.

Soon enough there was a huge pile of yummy delicious slippery wet poo, ready to be slid on.

Harry went first, and they all took turns on the tarp.

A large crowd formed around the slip-and-slide, and there was so many people and there sharts everywhere.

Everyone had a great time that day

THE END