The Shart Chronicles

Not impressed

Veronica and Snape were doing the nasty in one of the hallways.

Snape called in this that day, so he wouldn't be missed and Veronica was such a baddie that no one cared that they missed a class

"Mm yea snape get into it" Veronica moaned

"U like that bb😂😂😍😍😍⁉️" snape moaned back

"Y-yuh" Veronica said, clutching snape's greasy locks

Suddenly McGonagall walked in on them

"Wtf is going on??!!!??!" She asked sternly

"U-uh I can explain Minerva" snape tried to cover his exposed member😱😱⁉️🤣🤣😛😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

"No I mean without shart? Seriously??!! How do you barbarians get off without sharty"

Minerva walked over to them, magicked her clothes away and took a big smelly yummy gushy mushy slushy yummy runny fat delicious shart on the ground and rubbed it into her body like lotion

"You're right, that is hot" Veronica said

"Yess" snape said

The three of them continued with their shart threesome into the night.

No one walked in on them because the poopy smell wafted all around that hallway so people just used another one to get to their destination

THE END