The Shart Chronicles

The grease never bothered me anyway

Allie was counting down the seconds until potions class would be over

They did Amortentia that day, and she was sick of hearing everyone gush about what their supposed soulmate smelled like

After what felt like an eternity, Snape dismissed the class, and students started packing up their things and pushing and shoving their way out the door.

Allie was almost out the door, until she felt a tap on her shoulder.

She turned her head around and saw Snape, tall seggsy black haired snape, standing there.

"Allie, you must stay a bit after class- i must talk to you." Snape said in his seductive voice

"O-of course dad- I mean professor" Allie said quickly

She walked back to her seat, and her and snape waited till the rest of the students left the room

"You know Allie, during this lesson I was being tormented, tortured. Do you know why?" Snape asked

"N-no sir"

"We'll it's because all I smelled in the Amortentia is You." Snape said

"Really?!?!!" Allie asked surprised

"Yes Allie. And more specifically, I smelled your poo. And I just was filled with such a want, such a want for you and your sweet smelling feces."

"You know professor, I could fill you up with something else, something that you really want" Allie smirked while walking over to where Snape was standing.

Snape's eyes lit up

Allie pointed to the floor. "Lie down"

Snape obliged, and lay down on the stone floor, his black cloak lying around him.

Allie pulled down her pants over snape's face, and sharted.

Oh what a wonderful shart that was. It started off as just a fart, but then turned into an almost diarrhea like poop, with the smoothest consistency ever to be found in a poop.

Snape was swallowing the liquid down greedily, though not fast enough as poopy sprayed over his face and the surrounding area.

Allie pushed until there was no poop left.

She got up, pulled her pants up and leaned against the table. Sharting is hard work yknow

Snape got up and swept Allie up into a passionate kiss

Allie tried to grab ahold of snape's hair while they were making out, but it was so greasy that her hands kept slipping and couldn't get a grip

Snape pulled a way for a bit and looked ashamed

Allie put a finger on his lips and reassured him "it's ok the grease never bothered me anyway"

They continued making out for a while, and after Allie finally left the classroom, there was a distinct smell of poop in her breath

THE END