The Shart Chronicles

Fantastic beasts and where to f!ck them

Eshart was taking a lovely stroll through the courtyard when she heard moaning from behind a pillar

She peeked around the corner and saw Dobby and Golum making out

"Wow Dobby, I didn't know you had it in you"

"Well miss house elves are very horny, we just can't do anything about it because we get punished by our m-masters" Dobby suddenly started salivating after saying that word

"Ah cool cool" eshart said

"Uh actually... would you mind if I joined?" Eshart asked a little timidly

"No- not at all" golem said looking up at her with his humongous ugly orbs

Slightly turned on, eshart stripped and started doing the nasty with them

Suddenly, and orc and Jacob from Twilight appeared

"Wow it was weird enough that just golem here was from a totally different universe, but now two more. Funn!!! Do y'all wanna join?" Eshart said

"Do I ever" Jacob said excitedly "say... are there any kids here?"

"Well I'm underage ig"

Jacobs fave brightened "great!"

The orc just grunted and started giving Dobby the sucky Glucky 1000 by holding him in front of his face

It turned out to be a very good orgy that everyone enjoyed

But in reality something was nagging at eshart's brain, something that would make the orgy ten times better

"I know" she exclaimed "SHARTYT!!!!!!"

Suddenly everyone started sharting

Everyone was covered head to toe with feces, golems eyes were all that remained uncovered on his body

Who knew, shart is a good lube

THE END