Luna and Aviva were having an aesthetic picnic outside in the grass.
Luna rummaged through the picnic basket and pulled some sandwiches out.
"I got Dobby to make these for us, he's very kind" Luna said in her dreamy voice
Aviva bit into one
"Mmm this tastes good." She said in between chews. "There's a little something that I can't quite put my finger on. It's still very yummy though"
"That would be Dobby's shart" Luna explained "its what makes all his food so yummy"
"Ahh" Aviva said "that makes sense. Though now I kinda want some more on there"
They shat a bit onto the sandwich, and took a bite.
"Now it's perfect"
Luna tried the same method, and was also pleased with the results.
They spent the next hour content, with their shart sandwiches.

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The Shart Chronicles
FanfictionFictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)