The Shart Chronicles

Band kid

Joe and the red of the land had just finished playing a song

"Good job" flitwick praised. "With that playing we'll surely be ready for this year's Christmas performance."

Everyone gave little nods and noises of approval (euasghuegh)

Everyone started packing up their instruments and heading out while chatting.

Usually flitwick stayed until all the students were gone, but today he was in a hurry

"Oh dear" he said looking at his watch "it seems I'm running a little late" he looked at the stragglers still cleaning. "Make sure you put everything away neatly"

He left the room

Joe took a long time to put everything away, slowly packing up his violin.

By this time, all the other slowpokes were done and leaving

He stared longingly after sue, the girl he loved but didn't know he existed.

After making sure everyone was gone, he took the violin case out of the cubby and set it down on the chair

He took out the violin and the bow

"Winngardium leviosa!" He said while pointing his wand at the bow

The bow started floating in the air

By now his pants were already down

He bent over a little, and waved his wand to perfectly position the bow right at his-

Joe let out a moan as the violin bow entered his bootyhole

"That is go goo-EAUGHH!" He screamed

The bow went up a little too far up his bootycrack and a stream of shart erupted

The liquidy shart loosened the bow from its grip on the inside of his butt and it flew out, shattering the window behind iit

He spinned around screaming and crying, and the yummy brown poo kept coming

The pressure was so strong that it propelled him through the roof and into the air

He went into space before the shart fountain finally ran out of fuel

He fell and died

THE END