The Shart Chronicles

Burthday Shart

Hailey was in a wonderful dream, full of tainbows and unicorns and her celeb crush: Taylor swift, the goddess herself

She was literally tearing up from how hot Taylor was, a little tear trickling down her unmoving, sleeping face

She was peaceful

Until....

Sophia squatted over her mouth

And took a
Big
Fat
DOOKIE

Hailey woke up screaming

"WHAT RHE SBIS GOING ON WHAY IS RHETE POO IN MY MOHT" hailey shrieked

"Calm down" SOPHIA said "it's just my birthday present to you

A LITTLE BACKSTORY:
They were in Niagara Falls for haikeys birthday uwu xD niagara BALLS

anyway continuing with the story

"We'll wtf made u think I would enjoy shart" hailey exclaimed as she ran to the bathroom to wash her mouth out"

"Idk, u just seemed like u would like it" SOPHIA replied unfazed

Suddenly haikey stopped runningh

"You  know what" hailey said with a smirk forming on her face

"I do" she licked her lips and barked like a rawr

Sophia was scared

"Girl what in the squiggly diggly are u doing"

"Mmmm mmmm" hailey was moaning at the taste of thre shart

Sophia started backing away toward the door while hailey was still distracted by the exquisite taste of the shart on her tongue

Sophia turned the handle and ran out the room

Hailey noticed her, took her pants off, got on four legs and started running after the sprinting SOPHIA down the hall

Sophia made it to the elevator and started feverishly pressing buttons while panickaly looking at hailey running towards her, barking like a dog with shart streaming out of her bum onto the carpet below

Finally the elevator door opened and SOPHIA practically fell inside and manage to close the door straight as hailey made it to the entrance

"Phew" SOPHIA said wiping the sweat from her brow "that was close"

She had about two seconds of peace until she heard rattling from above and as she looked up she saw haileys face

"AHHHH SIDKKDDKEWLKS WH0RE" SOPHIA screamed as hailey grinned with her John Travolta mouth

"LEAVE ME ALONE"

Hailey JIST kept grinning and slowly turned around and stuck her butt into the entrance of the hole she made at the top of the elevator

By this time SOPHIA was in full panic mode

"YOU COULDVE AT LEAXT GOVIN ME UR ANXIETY PILLS IF U WERE GONNA FRWAK ME OHT LIKE THIS" she screamed

Hailey just let out a dark chuckle and started sharting into the elevator

"NOS TOP WHAT R U FOING"

The poo kept pouring in

It was at Sophia's toes
Then her knees
Then her waist
Then her shoulders
And finally
Not even a strand of her ginger hair was visible in the liquid brown stuff

The elevator doors opened
The Shart poured out like the falls so close to them

The old h0e who opened the elevator door died from a heart attack lol

Hailey came to the puddle of shart and licked a bit of poopoo of her finger

"Really was a sweet sixteen."

THE END