I posted this to TikTok a while ago but apparently not Wattpad and I'm kinda disappointed in myself. Also sorry for the long break idfk why I didn't make any.
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Arlo was studying in the hallway under a large window.
Suddenly, they needed to shart.
Figuring that they were done studying anyway, they quickly packed up their things and sped walked away
Figuring that they got away with it, Arlo sighed a sigh of relief as they walked around the corner, and walked smack dab into Filch
"U-uh hello sir" Arlo said trying to move by
"Ello there u little brat" filch said blocking Arlo. "Where are you coming from"
"Oh- I was uh just studying" Arlo made a move to walk past again, and again blocked by filch
"Hmm I smell poo on you" filch leaned in and gave a strong snif, it sounded like hsjsjsjsjdjddjkdkeUHHH
"SHOW ME WHERE THE SHART IS" filch screamed, looking as though he completely lost his mind
"Okok" Arlo said sprinting over to the windowledge
When they got there Filch started scooping the poo up and into his mouth, and threw some on the floor to roll around in
Arlo ran and fetched McGonagall
"FILCH POOED AND IS ROLLING IN IT" Arlo screamed
McGonagall came over to where Filch was crazily ingesting the poopy and knocked him out with a spell
They locked Filch up in St. Muggo's, and no one ever found out that really it was Arlo that pooped
THE END
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The Shart Chronicles
Fiksi PenggemarFictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)
