The Shart Chronicles

In a sharty place far far away...

"Mmm yeaa keep it going" fair godmother moaned as human shrek shoved her wand up her vahoochy

"This feels good eh?" Shrek replied

"Mm yeaa baby, u can invade my swamp any day" the fairy godmother said and winked

Shrek chortled and shoved the wand further up her hooch or poochie

I walked in on this sight after just talking a stroll in the forest

"Uh what are y'all doing?" I asked frightening them

Fairy godmother looked a bit cross

"Obviously we are segging😩😩😩🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🥲🥲" she said

"Yea" human shrek added

"Well can I join?" I asked

They looked at each other, shrugged, and said "sure why not"

I walked over to them, and shrek removed the want from fairy godmother, earning a sigh from her.

She obviously ready for a break, sat down on a log

Shrek went to shove the wand up my poochie moochie, but I stopped him and moved his hand over to my bootyhole.

Shrek was delighted, and happily shoved it up as far as he could

Suddenly, my shart was flowing hard and fast from my booty

Ig the wand activated some sort of poop dispenser in my butt because it was rlly going

Fairy godmother was there in a jiffy, slurping up the yummy in your tummy poop

Shrek also got into his hands and knees and started eating the poop right up.

I pooped so much that I ended up flooding the forest entirely with poop.

Shrek moved into shart swamp with fairy godmother and I and we lived a happy, shart filled life.

The end