The Shart Chronicles

Dinnertime

Dumbledore lit the candles on a little table in the middle of the strobing tower

Him, Delilah, and Tom Riddle we're having a romantic dinner that night

"Oh dumbly ur hands light that candle in the most exquisite way" Delilah gushed

"He's just using his wand" Tom said rolling his eyes

"I'd like him to use his wand for something else😩😛😛😛😛🤪🤪😍😍😍🥵🥵" Delilah said

"Hehehe" dumbledaddy giggled

Once the candles were lit the food appeared on their plates

They ate slowly, savouring each other's company

Once they were finished with the main course, dessert popped up

"I requested that the house elves make their finest poop pudding" dumbledore said

"I-oh my" Tom said

His eyes went right to the pudding and he had a wild look on his face

He suddenly started gobbling up all the shart, leaving his mouth stained brown all around

While he was slurping, he was moaning like a crazed animal

He finished everyone's portion which got dumbly and Delilah annoyed

"Tom, you know what happens when you misbehave" dumbly said

"Yes dumbly" Tom said meekly hanging his head

"Get on the table" dumbly ordered

Tom got on the table and stood there hands and knees down

Dumbly reached over and shoved his fist, still clutching his wand, into toms yummy booty

He pulled out, letting the shart leak out too

Delilah knew what she had to do, and started lapping at the tricking poopy

It was very serene, and for a while all you could hear was her tongue licking up all of the yummy poop off of tom's juicy booty.

When the shart was finished coming out of tom's butt, they all sat down and the elves sent up another batch of shart pudding, this time with tom behaving normally

THE END