DREAM BOY:
If bubble wrap is made in China and we pop the bubble wrap, the air that comes out is China air
Woodie:
Why the fuck are you awake?
DREAM BOY:
Do I have to pay for that air too?
Or is that in the price included?
Woodie:
Awsten, where the fuck are you?
Woodie:
I want to slap you for waking me up and I can't do that if I don't know where you are
DREAM BOY:
Oooh I found chocolate!
Geoff:
It's four in the fucking morning
Geoff:
I hate both of you
Woodie:
He's in the kitchen
Woodie:
I left my bed for this
Woodie:
Awsten I'm gonna kill you
Count Remington:
I woke my brothers up by laughing too hard
Count Remington:
You guys are hilarious
Geoff:
Why is everyone so fucking cheery it's the middle of the night
DREAM BOY:
I got chocolate and Otto
Woodie:
No you don't
Woodie:
I want sleep and you're depriving me of it
Woodie:
Fuck you
DREAM BOY:
LIES
DREAM BOY:
YOU LOVE ME
Geoff:
I'm muting this chat
Count Remington:
I've got a question
Woodie:
Shoot
Count Remington:
Why the fuck are you awake?
DREAM BOY:
Why is anyone awake? What is the meaning of life? Is there a meaning? Is it chocolate?
Woodie:
Aaaand that's my cue
DREAM BOY:
OTTO IF YOU TOUCH ME
DREAM BOY:
he's carrying me
DREAM BOY:
That's kinda hot
DREAM BOY:
Wait forget that
Count Remington:
Are you typing that while he's carrying you
DREAM BOY:
What do you think of me?
Of course
Count Remington:
Goals
DREAM BOY:
YEAH FRIENDSHIP IS GREAT
Geoff:
He's still in denial
DREAM BOY:
AM NOT
Count Remington:
Emerson's reading over my shoulder
Count Remington:
He's pissing himself
DREAM BOY:
WHO'S EMERSON?
Count Remington:
My brother
Baby brother
Count Remington:
Shut up, it's only three years!
Geoff:
Fuck's sake, just add him
Count Remington added Emerson
Count Remington added Mr Danzig
Emerson:
Why is he shouting
DREAM BOY:
I CAN SHOUT WHENEVER I WANT
AND WHO'S THE OTHER HUMAN
Count Remington:
Sebastian
The oldest
Count Remington:
He's practically a grandpa and asleep
We can blow up his phone and annoy him
Woodie:
Time to sleep asshole
Woodie:
Hello Emerson, nice to meet you
Emerson:
Woah, they're nice Remington
How did you make nice friends?
Count Remington:
Fuck you I'm awesome
DREAM BOY:
yeah, your vampire aesthetic is fire
Geoff:
Ladies, everyone is beautiful and we have to get up in two hours
Geoff:
Go the fuck to sleep
Woodie:
Why is Awsten singing now?
Woodie:
What have I done to deserve this
DREAM BOY:
YOU'RE BEING BLESSED
Emerson:
Aren't you two in the same room?
Emerson:
Can't you like talk?
Woodie:
If he would stop singing I would have to say few words
Woodie:
And no, he's in his room but I can still hear him
Geoff:
I'm done
Geoff:
I'm absolutely done with you
Geoff:
I'll go to the store and get some shit done
Count Remington:
Are you serious?
Geoff:
It's almost morning anyway and I can make Awsten take my shift later
Woodie:
Thank God he's quiet
DREAM BOY:
Good night bitches
Geoff:
Are you fucking kidding me?
Geoff:
And he doesn't answer anymore
Geoff:
Great
Count Remington:
We're gonna drop by later Geoff, kay?
Geoff:
Please bring coffee
Emerson:
Wait, these are the bookshop guys?
Count Remington:
You're slow
Woodie:
Aren't you two in the same room too?
Emerson:
Nope, I'm in my room
Woodie:
Cool, I'm gonna head to bed now too
Geoff:
If you're late I'm gonna skin you
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