GROUP CHAT AU

and the one thousand dollar question: where is the band?

MilkyWay:
Where is my band?

Geoff:
Don't you have a show today?

MilkyWay:
Yup, in about an hour

DREAM BOY:
still mad that you're sold out

Wentzy:
Guess who got ✨tickets✨

Woodie:
Yeah yeah, fuck you

Wentzy:
Violent

MilkyWay:
There won't be a show if my BAND ISN'T THERE

DREAM BOY:
i would kidnap them just to spite Pete

Woodie:
Before anyone asks, no they aren't here

Woodie:
Sadly

Count Remington:
Wait, why does Pete have tickets?

Pattycakes:
Because I'm an amazing boyfriend who got them for his birthday

Wentzy:
Yeah, that was an awesome night

Emerson:
I didn't need that piece of information

Count Remington:
Fuck you Mr "they won't sell out that fast, chill"

Ray:
Sorry, I was on the phone with Christa but I have no idea where Gerard and Frank are

MilkyWay:
Do you think we can perform without a singer and a rhythm guitarist?

DREAM BOY:
I COULD SING

Woodie:
Babe...

Ray:
You know what? Just do, these guys aren't coming

DREAM BOY:
DKVISKVKSLXM

MilkyWay:
I swear if they're fucking...

Ryan:
Hi, I think I saw Gerard run down the street

Tree guy:
Yeah, definitely Gerard

Larisa:
What did I miss?

MilkyWay:
I'm about to kill my brother because he's ruining the concert

Wentzy:
Hell no, I can't die if I don't see you at least once in my life

Ray:
You have already met us?

Wentzy:
Yeah, but I have never seen you live

Gee:
MIKEY WE'RE HERE

MilkyWay:
Fucking finally

Ieroween:
Whoops

Pattycakes:
Pete is jumping around in anticipation, that's adorable

Wentzy:
Did you just call me adorable?

Pattycakes:
Yes

Wentzy:
Am not. I'm fierce and strong

Pattycakes:
In your dreams

Wentzy:
No, in your dreams when I'm fuc

Pattycakes:
That's enough phone time for today

Geoff:
My eyes

Ieroween:
Gee, I wanna have what they have

Gee:
Keep annoying me and I take your phone away too

Ieroween:
Yes sir

MilkyWay:
EW EW EW

DREAM BOY:
Can't we just watch from like the side lines?

Woodie:
We're gonna be almost unnoticeable, we promise

Ray:
Sorry guys but we really can't do that

Count Remington:
Pretty please?

Ray:
Sorry

Gee:
You know what? We're gonna come to your bookshop tomorrow

Ieroween:
I can bring my guitar

Woodie:
Marry me

DREAM BOY:
Ahem

Count Remington:
Right, marry me

Ieroween:
Hmmm

Gee:
Finish that sentence and you're not gonna sleep in our hotel room tonight

Ieroween:
Ray?

Ray:
Nope

Ieroween:
Then not, sorry Remington

Count Remington:
Damn

MilkyWay:
You skipped soundcheck you assholes get ready

Ieroween:
Yes dad

MilkyWay:
Gerard if you say what I think you're going to say I'm going to castrate you

DREAM BOY:
Daddy?

MilkyWay:
FUCK YOU

Woodie:
Awsten I swear to God

DREAM BOY:
oh so now yoh don't like it?

Ryan:
Please u really don't need to know that

Woodie:
NOOO

Woodie:
I NEVER LIKED TJAT STOOOOP

Wentzy:
You got a daddy kink?

Woodie:
No

Wentzy:
Awsten?

DREAM BOY:
Nah he doesn't but it's funny

Geoff:
He's so red, leave the poor boy alone

MilkyWay:
Ray took Frank's phone before he could type anything and now he's pouting

Larisa:
Wise decision

MilkyWay:
Oh yes, I don't need any information about my brother's sex life

Gee:
I'm not gonna give you any, trust me

MilkyWay:
Yeah but Frank would

Pattycakes:
Is that really what you do in the time before a concert?

Gee:
Yup, Mikey likes tk shout at me to get rid of his stage fright

Ray:
And Frank annoys the shit out of him to calm himself down

Geoff:
You're gonna be amazing guys

MilkyWay:
Thank you

MilkyWay:
Ugh, so fucking many people

Tree guy:
Mood

DREAM BOY:
ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE BEEN US

Count Remington:
I BLAME EMERSON

Ray:
Guy, we're on in fifteen get your shut together

Woodie:
Have fun!

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