GROUP CHAT AU

unfortunately they like gossip even more than my friends

Wentzy:
Not together my ass

Pattycakes:
Hm?

Wentzy:
I wanted to visit the Waterparks bookstore and guess who was making out in a car next to it?

Emerson:
You actually got them to talk?

Count Remington:
Hell yes

Count Remington:
Geoff was a good help though

Geoff:
I sent them to buy books not to fuck in the car

Wentzy:
Didn't look like fucking

Pattycakes:
Please tell me that you're not creepily standing next to the car

Wentzy:
Course not

Wentzy:
Wait, where is everyone?

Geoff:
I'm behind that bookshelf next to the couches

Count Remington:
I'm on one of the couches

Wentzy:
Oh, saw you

Mr Danzig:
So they're together now?

Emerson:
I fucking hope so

Geoff:
You can grill them when we're finished here

Geoff:
We have a ton of new books and I'm about to kill someone

Emerson:
Sebastian we're going to help him

Emerson:
And Remington get up from the sofa and help

Mr Danzig:
You should have been the oldest Em
You're so bossy

Pattycakes:
I can come during lunch break

Pattycakes:
No, wait I only have the seniors after that, they're gonna be fine on their own
They have projects to work on

Count Remington:
Seniors? Project?

Pattycakes:
I'm a teacher not a student

Count Remington:
Oh my bad

Geoff:
You really don't need to do this

Wentzy:
Shut up and accept the help

Geoff:
This would be a lot more convincing if you would actually get up and hand me that box of books

Wentzy:
Oh right

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DREAM BOY:
BLUE HAIR

Wentzy:
What?

DREAM BOY:
THERE IS A GUY WITH BLUE HAIR I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM

Count Remington:
That isn't an answer

Count Remington:
Otto you still with him?

Woodie:
The guy at the post office has greenish blue hair and Awsten is overenthusiastic

Woodie:
And off he goes
Why is it always him making friends?

Woodie:
Woah, that dude is tall

Pattycakes:
Blue hair dude?

Woodie:
Nope

Mr Danzig:
Wait

Mr Danzig:
Are tall guy and blue hair guy by any chance a couple?

Woodie:
We didn't exactly ask

Woodie:
Oh he's coming over to me

Woodie:
Thank God, standing next to Awsten socialising is awkward

Emerson:
Is his name Dallon?

Woodie:
I can't just ask him that that's creepy

Emerson:
Just introduce yourself

Woodie:
Oh right

Woodie:
Yes, it's Dallon

Count Remington:
Oh, that's awesome

Count Remington:
Wait a second

Count Remington added Tree guy

Count Remington added Ryan

Ryan:
Remington why

Ryan:
I'm at work

DREAM BOY:
WHAT

DREAM BOY:
ARE YOU THE RYAN I'M TALKING TO?

Ryan:
Wtf

Ryan:
I think so?

Ryan:
Like are you Austin?

Wentzy:
It's spelled Awsten

Emerson:
Congrats, you guys just met the kids we grew up with

Tree guy:
What

Woodie:
Hi, I'm the babysitter for the kid who's attacking your boyfriend

Pattycakes:
Not to interrupt the chat here but I think Geoff's the only one working

Mr Danzig:
Oh shit, right

Woodie:
I'm getting Awsten

Wentzy:
Yeah you do

Woodie:
Okay?

Count Remington:
Oh no, you tell us right now what happened with you and Awsten

Woodie:
What do you mean?

Emerson:
Come on, literally the entire chat knows

Ryan:
I don't?

DREAM BOY:
WE KISSED OKAY?

Geoff:
First: we're taking a break, no one is working anyway

Geoff:
Second: does that mean that you're together?

Woodie:
Does it?

DREAM BOY:
I mean if you want

Woodie:
Seriously? Have you even listened to a word I said?

DREAM BOY:
Is that a yes?

Woodie:
Yes??

Count Remington:
Did you seriously just discuss your relationship status in a group chat rather than face to face?

DREAM BOY:
Ryan is forcing me to get the books with him so no

Tree guy:
Otto is smiling really hard right now

Tree guy:
Did I just witness the start of a relationship?

Geoff:
Yup

Tree guy:
You guys are weird
But in a good way

Mr Danzig:
I know

Mr Danzig:
Welcome to the chaos

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I just realized that I write Geoff being done with everyone most of the time and the Waterparks guys are way more chaotic in real life than here, whoops