GROUP CHAT AU

so much for innocent

Count Remington:
MY EYES

DREAM BOY:
WHAT'S WITH THEM?

Count Remington:
MY BABY BROTHER

Mr Danzig:
IS HE OKAY

Count Remington:
MORE THAN OKAY

Count Remington:
AHHHHHH

Wentzy:
WHAT IS HAPPENING

DREAM BOY:
I DON'T KNOW

Count Remington:
GEOFF AND EMERSON

DREAM BOY:
WHAT??

Count Remington:
GEOFF AND EMERSON OH KY GOD

MilkyWay:
That was really exhausting to read what is going on

Count Remington:
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE MAKING OUT

Count Remington:
NY LITTLE BROTGER HAS HUS HANDS DOWN SOMEONE'S PANTS

MilkyWay:
Do you want to know about the awful things I have seen?

Gee:
Oh shut up you whimp

Ieroween:
It wasn't that bad

MilkyWay:
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE YOUR DICK FRANK

Ieroween:
Wait you did?

MilkyWay:
YES

Kristin:
You can't imagine how often he's complaining about that when he's mad at you

Ryan:
Can we get back to Emerson and Geoff for a minute?

Count Remington:
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT THEY SAW ME

Emerson:
Well hello to you too

DREAM BOY:
Hurt my boy and I hurt you

Geoff:
Calm down, I'm older than you

Mr Danzig:
Break my brother's heart and I'll break your bones

Emerson:
Guys, it's no big deal

Geoff:
Yeah, we're friends

Woodie:
Remington and I are friends too and I'm not putting my hand anywhere close to his dick

DREAM BOY:
Yes, that's for me only

Emerson:
But we like each other not like that

Count Remington:
Sure as hell didn't look like it

Emerson:
Did you ever listen to Geoff? He has a crush on someone else

Gee:
Oh you idiot

Ieroween:
Remington please hit him

Emerson:
Ouch?!

Larisa:
Love, do you really think that Geoff of all people would be a person for friends with benefits?

Pattycakes:
Question

Pattycakes:
Are y'all still standing awkwardly together?

Count Remington:
No, Geoff is hiding in the backroom of the bookstore and Otto's with him

Emerson:
What do you wanna say with that Larisa?

Wentzy:
My God, did he fuck your brains out already?

Ray:
I think what all of them are trying to say is that Geoff likes you and not somebody else

Emerson:
Wait what

DREAM BOY:
You better give a good answer, or I let Otto beat you up

Emerson:
Can I talk to him for a minute?

DREAM BOY:
If you play with his feelings, I won't hesitate to kill you bitch

Count Remington:
I will fight you if you touch my brother asshole

DREAM BOY:
Well if he hurts Geoff...

DREAM BOY:
That boy looks like he's about to cry because of your stupid brother

Woodie:
I haven't seen Geoff cry since senior year, Emerson you fucked up

Larisa:
LISTEN ASSHOLES

Larisa:
Nothing happened yet, jet the boys talk it out before you kill each other

Count Remington:
Yeah okay

Ieroween:
But are they talking?

Woodie:
They're outside now

DREAM BOY:
damn, we can't see them anymore

Kristin:
Leave them their privacy

Pattycakes:
Why are the girls the most reasonable ones

Larisa:
Because we've been here for the shortest time

Chris:
I'm literally only a week here

Kristin:
Aren't you in this chat since like forever @Larisa?

Pattycakes:
She's longer here than I am

Larisa:
Okay, I'm the voice of reason between the Kropp brothers

Gee:
That's their last name?

Mr Danzig:
Problem with that?

Gee:
Nah, just expected something like your first names

DREAM BOY:
THEY'RE BACK

Count Remington:
I see hand holding and a smile

Woodie:
Oh thank God I didn't want to beat you up over Geoff's honor

DREAM BOY:
I would've

Woodie:
I'd like to see you fight someone

DREAM BOY:
I'm strong as fuck bitch

Woodie:
Sure you are

Wentzy:
BUT ARE RHEY TOGETHER

Emerson:
Geoff?

Geoff:
Hm?

Count Remington:
THEY'RE SMIRKIJG

Wentzy:
IS RHAT A YES

DREAM BOY:
WR AREN'T THE YOUNGEST COUPLE ANYMORE

Woodie:
Why does that make you so happy?

DREAM BOY:
BECAUSE

Woodie:
Mature answer

DREAM BOY:
your mom

Ieroween:
The gays are spreading

Gee:
Frankie no

Ieroween:
Frankie yes

Wentzy:
Is there even one straight person in this chat btw?

Ryan:
Don't think so

DREAM BOY:
Where did you come from?

Ryan:
Hell obviously

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Okay I made an Instagram account!

It's @chaoticbandomtextau and I'm going to put up the second part now