GROUP CHAT AU

not fucking

Count Remington:
Why is every couple I spend time with about to fuck when I'm close?

Emerson:
*when we're close

Larisa:
I still hate him for it, don't worry

Ryan:
They aren't with Dallon and me

Mr Danzig:
And with us neither

Wentzy:
Not with us

Pattycakes:
They said something about sleeping over at Awsten's and Otto's after a movie night

Geoff:
Oh my god, that's why they're late

Woodie:
WE'RE NOT FUCKING YOU ASSHOLES

Woodie:
Why do you think that, Remington?

Count Remington:
There are noises coming from your room

DREAM BOY:
We could be

Emerson:
At least both of them are texting

Wentzy:
That means nothing, trust me

Larisa:
I didn't need that piece of information

Ray:
What did I just witness?

DREAM BOY:
OH MY GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE

Ieroween:
You guys are entertaining

Gee:
Plus we like you

Woodie:
Does that mean you wanna stay?

Gee:
I mean sure why not

MilkyWay:
Touring gets boring on the road and you are funny to watch

Geoff:
That sounded like we're a sitcom

DREAM BOY:
Shut up Geoff, they want to stay and that's all that counts

Geoff:
Get off of Otto and come to work

DREAM BOY:
Who said that I'm on Otto?

Ryan:
Because you're clingy

Count Remington:
Also, we have proof

DREAM BOY:
NO YOU DON'T

Emerson:
Was that Otto?

Woodie:
Why always me?

Gee:
You alright?

DREAM BOY:
SKDOSO

Woodie:
No, Awsten kneed me in the balls on his way to tackle Remington

Emerson:
I'm just standing next to that, should I do something?

Woodie:
Yeah, get me the cereal, I need food

Woodie:
Awsten put it on the highest shelf

MilkyWay:
You should have seen Frank when I did that

Ieroween:
NOT EVERYONE IS A FUCKING GIANT LIKE YOU

MilkyWay:
Nah, you're just tiny

Ieroween:
Fuck you

Geoff:
Awsten Otto if you don't get here by eight I'm gonna kill you

Woodie:
I'm not coming without breakfast

Emerson:
Jesus, I'm gonna drive you