slumber party!

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Count Remington:
Sebastian threw us out for the night, can we stay with one of you?

DREAM BOY:
OTTO CAN THEY STAY WITH US

Woodie:
Sure

Woodie:
But why? Did you do something stupid?

Emerson:
Larisa is coming over

Emerson:
I don't want to get traumatized

Mr Danzig:
I wanted to defend myself but you're probably right

Count Remington:
I didn't need to know that

Count Remington:
Ew ew ew

Wentzy:
SLUMBER PARTY!

DREAM BOY:
OH MY GOD YES

DREAM BOY:
EVERYONE BRING SNACKS AND SHITTY MOVIES

Woodie:
Thanks for asking me if I'm okay with that

Wentzy:
PLEASEEE

Geoff:
I'll bring tacos

Woodie:
Sold

Woodie:
Be there at seven

DREAM BOY:
I LOVE YOU

Woodie:
Whatever makes you sleep at night

Geoff:
Dallon Ryan, you're coming too

Ryan:
Uhm sure

Tree guy:
Be nice we just got invited to socialize

DREAM BOY:
You need to meet all of us

DREAM BOY:
Also that was a very weird way to say it

Woodie:
You think you have room to talk?

Ryan:
Should I be scared?

Wentzy:
No, we're nice people

Pattycakes:
You sure about that babe?

Wentzy:
No but they don't need to know that

Geoff:
It'll be fun

DREAM BOY:
CAN WE WATCH THE OFFICE

Wentz:
Not again

Count Remington:
YES

Ryan:
Nevermind, we're coming

Mr Danzig:
Damn, now I wanna come too

Count Remington:
It's either us or Larisa

Wentzy:
Friends or girlfriend, hard choice

Wentzy:
Good that my boyfriend is with me

Ryan:
Same, I need him for moral support

Tree guy:
I know babe, and I'm gonna be there for you

Ryan:
You promise we can hide when my social energy is empty?

Tree guy:
Of course

DREAM BOY:
THAT WAS SO CUTE

Geoff:
I'm gonna make sure that Awsten leaves you alone then

DREAM BOY:
What are you talking about? If Ryan needs to recharge, I'm not gonna be an asshole about it

Woodie:
True

Woodie:
Awsten stayed with me the whole time in that bathroom at your Christmas party

Geoff:
For the last time, I am sorry about how it escalated okay?

DREAM BOY:
POINT IS I CAN UNDERSTAND RYAN AND I AM A GOOD BOYFRIEND

Woodie:
Yeah, you are

Mr Danzig:
Fuck it, I need time with Larisa

Mr Danzig:
I'm gonna call her now and make her come over already, you made me feel all alone

Geoff:
Tell me about it

Count Remington:
Yeah, at least you have a girlfriend

Emerson:
Hm

Pattycakes:
Well now I feel bad for being in a relationship

Count Remington:
Don't you dare

Count Remington:
We're just whining around

Emerson:
Yeah, relationships are work and I'm lazy

Woodie:
I saw Awsten type 'same' but then he stopped and looked up at me

DREAM BOY:
I'M SORRY THIS IS STILL NEW I'M NOT USED TO YOU ACTUALLY LIKING ME

Geoff:
Love how he's freaking out

Woodie:
Okay put that phone away so I can show you how much I like you

Count Remington:
I think we're gonna come an hour later

Wentzy:
Yeah, I don't wanna walk in on something

Emerson:
Seb we're intruding your date night for another hour please keep it family friendly

Count Remington:
Especially brother friendly

Woodie:
We're not fucking you dumbasses

DREAM BOY:
we're not?

Woodie:
Absolutely not

DREAM BOY:
Damn

Count Remington:
Nah, better safe than sorry, we're coming in an hour

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My phone keeps crashing when I'm writing chapters for this but I'm stubborn so no

Also, I'm in class right now so this is early today because I'm bored

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