GROUP CHAT AU

chaos

DREAM BOY:
What the fuck, they're so nice

Geoff:
Right? Mikey and Gerard are just geeking out at the comics section and Ray is sitting and reading

Geoff:
They're so calm

Woodie:
Help, Frank asked for a book I don't know

DREAM BOY:
Babe, just use the computer

Woodie:
Oh right

Wentzy:
I love how you can't function anymore

Pattycakes:
As if you were better

Wentzy:
I would be if someone would let me actually get there

Geoff:
No

Pattycakes:
Open the fucking door I'm taking you on a date so you stop whining

Wentzy:
Is it to the Waterparks bookstore?

Pattycakes:
Nope

Wentzy:
Damn

Wentzy:
Pretty please?

Pattycakes:
No, I'm taking you to the music store though

Wentzy:
I can live with that

Geoff:
Fuck, have you seen that pout?

DREAM BOY:
GIVE THE MAN HIS COMICS YOU HEARTLESS CREATURE

Geoff:
I DON'T HAVE THEM I'M SORRY

Ryan:
Guys, use your voices, you have customers

DREAM BOY:
FUCK OOPS

Larisa:
I'm sorry

Woodie:
Why?

Count Remington:
LET ME IN

DREAM BOY:
FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

Larisa:
I really tried to stop them

Woodie:
Hey, at least Ray knows Remington and isn't too freaked out

Woodie:
They're actually talking

DREAM BOY:
NO EMERSON, THAT'S MY JOB

Emerson:
Too bad that I know more about this

Woodie:
For context, Emerson just started showing Gerard our art supplies

Mr Danzig:
I have successfully entered the store too

Woodie:
Larisa really tried her best, she's hanging on his back

Woodie:
Bless that woman

Tree guy:
Please keep narrating, that's interesting as fuck

Woodie:
Alright, it's not like I have anything to do anyway

DREAM BOY:
FUCK I ALMOST FELL OVER RAY, KILL ME

Emerson:
Where the fuck are your pencils?

Geoff:
Forgot to stock them, hang on

Mr Danzig:
Has anyone seen Remington?

Geoff:
Nope, he has to be somewhere around though

DREAM BOY:
No shit

Larisa:
Babe, come over, Mikey asked me something and I don't know what to say