Geoff is not there

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DREAM BOY:
someone pinch me

Woodie:
I am in shock

Wentzy:
What happened?

Count Remington:
Aren't you at work

Woodie:
Exactly

Mr Danzig:
Any new Rockstars turning up at your shop?

Woodie:
No, but Geoff isn't here

DREAM BOY:
This boy is notorious for being early

Larisa:
He's here

Mr Danzig:
He is?

Larisa:
Yeah, I ran into him just seconds ago on the toilet

Wentzy:
How could you not notice another person in your house?

Mr Danzig:
It's seven am gimme a rest

Ryan:
Didn't you like see him yesterday?

Count Remington:
Seriously, he watched a movie with us

Mr Danzig:
Too early for this

Gee:
Mood

Ieroween:
And once again that damn group chat gets more attention than me

Gee:
Come back to bed and stop whining

Ieroween:
I refuse to let myself be pushed around by you

Gee:
Fine

Ieroween:
No wait, I'm coming

DREAM BOY:
I offer free coffee if you give us Geoff back

Emerson:
No, I'm keeping him

Woodie:
He needs to work

Emerson:
Bed comfy with him

Chris:
Aww, these are cute

Ray:
Chris baby why are you up?

Chris:
Needed to drink something and saw my phone lighting up

Chris:
Where are you?

Ray:
Recording something, I'll be upstairs in a bit

DREAM BOY:
I raise the offer to the next issue of your weird book series

Emerson:
Now we're getting closer

Geoff:
What the hell did I just come online to?

Geoff:
Are you selling me for a book?

Geoff:
And the band members being domestic?

Ieroween:
What else did you expect? Satanic rituals?

Ryan:
Maybe only a little?

Emerson:
I would never

Count Remington:
Yeah, he'd take your bribe and stay around either

Woodie:
Never said that you couldn't come too dumbass

Emerson:
Oh well

Wentzy:
Patrick is already at school, I want him back

Ieroween:
Sap

Gee:
Shut up Mr The-Bed-Is-Cold-Without-You

Ieroween:
Don't expose me I have a reputation

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